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Dylan Zucati (he/him) I’m just here for the slop and beautiful women

[zucatI @Itacuz]

Everyone out here with “main character syndrome”, meanwhile I’m just trying to be a colorful NPC

[zucatI @Itacuz]

THIS IS THE STANDARD
THIS OR DON’T BOTHER

[Every Heat (1995) Frame In Order @heatframes]

HEAT (1995) - FRAME 0643

[Coyote vs. ACME @CoyoteACMEMovie]

Get tickets today.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

80. Lmfao.

[zucatI @Itacuz]

Fighting the urge to scream during tooth x-ray. Not because it hurts or is scary, just that I think it’d be funny.

[zucatI @Itacuz]

Warren Beatty looks like Tom Cruise, Goldie Hawn looks like Anna Farris, Carrie Fisher looks like @MeganBitchell, and other thoughts I had while watching Shampoo

[zucatI @Itacuz]

@edithoredie Lying in bed feeling the exact same way, god speed to wellness, an orgasm, or both in quick succession

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Sometimes I don’t take my meds and then I’ll be sitting on my couch and my chest is tight and my palms are sweaty and I’m like ah yes my Pills of Normalcy where have they gone

[zucatI @Itacuz]

Do you think they were stealing our data when we used the facebook translate to pirate speak?

[Mar @_martremblay]

Happy birthday to gay icon Laura Dern

[zucatI @Itacuz]

@fxingalx So even gravity’s a fan

[zucatI @Itacuz]

Sometimes you’re allowed to just have this on if you want
https://t.co/E1kGWTWFoe

[zucatI @Itacuz]

@liIpochaco We’ve all been there, all actions are reasonable

[zucatI @Itacuz]

@liIpochaco This is the tweet that got me to subscribe

[zucatI @Itacuz]

@liIpochaco Oh this was foundational in my household, praying for a remake/sequel I know will never come or do justice, probably going to emulate now that you’ve put it back in my head

[zucatI @Itacuz]

@TigersJUK The Mariners do worse the better rested and comfortable they are. We’re in uncharted territory, Dodgers are just another team everyone expects us to lose to

[zucatI @Itacuz]

@applmouse At least you have a movie to look forward to

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return

[zucatI @Itacuz]

@itsbighonkin We’ve eliminated late fees, but you’ll need to speak with circulation staff while your account is suspended

[zucatI @Itacuz]

If you are parked in the bus lane the driver should be allowed to smash up your car like firefighters do

[zucatI @Itacuz]

Spot the difference