Adam Crossley

University of Warwick graduate, Manager at Unilever R&D. Part time imaginary rock star and awful footballer. #MUFC

[Adam Crossley @ItsAdamCrossley]

@SkyHelpTeam Really need urgent support - trying to DM but it’s a bot. Can someone help?

[Adam Crossley @ItsAdamCrossley]

@VoightKampff19 @piersmorgan You literally said “as opposed to”. Read your tweet and tone down The condescension.

[Adam Crossley @ItsAdamCrossley]

@VoightKampff19 @piersmorgan As opposed to? In addition to. One doesn’t undo the other.

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

What she is saying is simply, categorically and faultlessly not true. This is Britain. Old people furiously applauding rabid paranoid bullshit about an institution that was successfully formed to prevent Europe killing itself again in a war they can remember the consequences of.

[shardcore ⧖ @erocdrahs]

siri, what is the absolute worst way to experience the written word?

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

What a tool.

A German Manager and his Belgian hero win the game for Liverpool. An Argentine boss celebrates the heroics of a Brazilian to win the game for Spurs...and this guys tweets this crap.

The last two night were a victory for our multi-lingual, multi-national teams...

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

National Grid says Britain's electricity system has been coal-free for an entire week for the first time since the Industrial Revolution

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Calling a Black POTUS married 25 yrs to 1 wife with 2 children, no mistresses, affairs or scandals, ‘the antichrist’ but a racist white POTUS married thrice, 5 kids by 3 women, mistresses, affairs & scandals, ‘God‘s anointed,’ proves your religion is white supremacy.

[Rejoin EU Now @rejoineunow]

UKIP (ultra brexit) -70% 💀
CON (hard brexit) -25% 🤯
LAB (sneaky brexit) -10% 🤬
LD (Remain) +110% 😆
GRN (Remain) +550% 😆

@bbclaurak analysis: "This could mean people want to just get on with Brexit" 🤪

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Measles cases have *quadrupled* in England in just one year.

Measles can - and does - cause brain damage, disability & death.

If you’re thinking of not vaccinating your kids, please, please chat to a nurse or doctor.

The anti-vax movement is deadly. https://t.co/f5cSRqxub9

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The Boomer generation needed just 306 hours of minimum wage work to pay for four years of public college.

Millennials need 4,459.

The economy today is rigged against working people and young people. That is what we are going to change.

[Adam Crossley @ItsAdamCrossley]

@hllday Congratulations dude. House looks solid.

[Clive Peedell @cpeedell]

Message to Farage supporters spouting out their British exceptionalism:
As a UK cancer specialist I can categorically state that advances in cancer treatment come from international collaboration. We improved radiotherapy services in Middlesbrough by visiting Dutch/German centres

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

When your sister forces you to spend time with her new boyfriend:

[Marty @Martyjhill1]

To be fair to Pep Guardiola, his financially-doped Man City side should be applauded for overcoming

*checks notes*

Hoffenheim, Schalke & Shaktar Donetsk

[Adam Crossley @ItsAdamCrossley]

@hllday Jesus that’s a day that calls for pizza.

[Adam Crossley @ItsAdamCrossley]

There is something that links all these people, I just can’t put my finger on it... 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

The fight for democracy has begun. #ChangePoliticsForGood