Jonathan

Real dogs spit blood.

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

@GodsHate818 Please tell my brother to pull his daughter from school so they can see you in Chicago.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Man who released a song called Heil Hitler and called himself a Nazi completely welcome to perform in a stadium.

Man who said Free Palestine is not.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

The Butcher will never, ever be forgotten.

We love you, Andy. We miss you. We always will. And we will honor your life and legacy every single day.

"The dusk is so much clearer than the dawn had ever been."

We love you, Andy.

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

RIP Andy Williams. Heats in the ring forever, brother.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[House Foreign Affairs Committee Dems @HouseForeign]

The Secretary of State skipped the Iran negotiations in Pakistan to attend a UFC fight. So did the Special Envoy for South and Central Asia, while Pakistan has no confirmed U.S. ambassador.

Tens of thousands of Americans are in harm's way. Gas prices are rising. This is not serious leadership. It's amateur hour.

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

Boy, Republicans sure did a lot of crowing about “free speech.” Turns out, their stance is more like “the only free speech is MY free speech.” So much for our beloved Constitution.

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

@Favour_Q @FilthyTomLawlor Hey, it’s your favorite movie!

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

@RepCasar @SenSanders Let me know when you make illegal to use public funds to build billion dollar stadiums for billionaires when the average fan can’t afford to go to a game.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Trump's net worth in 2024: $2.3 billion
Trump's net worth today: $7 billion

Trump wants to take $10 billion from taxpayers to further boost his net worth, because he's not as rich as his billionaire friends, and his fragile ego is forcing him to grift more to catch up.

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

Tones and I fucking sucks.

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

@gordongee Why are you such a monumental piece of shit?

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

@BlueMeanieBWO That’s Vader - not you. Silly!

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

I will never forgive my parents for raising me to be a fan of #WVU athletics. And for making me bald.

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

@andycomplains I see you, big dawg!

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

@northsidenotch NL manager of the year.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Trans people commit 0.11% of mass shootings and are 0.8% of the population.

C!s men commit 98% of mass shootings and are 50% of the population.

And at least one of those 98% of the mass shooters was inspired by Libs of TikTok.

Who’s really the epidemic?

[Jonathan @ItsEatingTime]

@TheRock I’m in town if you want to get some dinner and hang out later.

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

I’m no mathematician, but with over 16 million vacant homes in the U.S. and corporate landlords like Blackstone scooping up entire neighborhoods to jack up rents, maybe the problem isn’t visa holders. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl]

The 30-year fixed mortgage rate in 1981 was 16%.