Jamie

My pancreas is broken #GoCougs

[Steph Smith @stephsmithio]

💡 Here's one that I can't believe it took folks a pandemic to realize:

As of 2020, Americans saved over 60m commute hours per day with remote work.

Per day!

Assuming 5-day weeks, that's ~16.3B (billion!) hours saved per year, equivalent to:
• 1.9m years
• 23k lifetimes

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

The ride of a lifetime.

Thank you, @shaunwhite. #WinterOlympics

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I would watch Euphoria if it didn't have drugs and they all got along and they had to bake 3 things a week to impress the judges and try to get star baker

[chad @badboychadhoy]

sleep is for the weak? then I guess i’m a little baby bro. yeah I guess i’m a little sleepy little guy. a little snoozer. I guess i’m a little goo goo ga ga ass bitch then dude

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Winter is coming.

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Azikiwe @supatev]

Why drive 13 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me for only $63 more?

[brown sauce @Itsbradleee]

no sun for me today got absolutely baked yesterday

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: *pulls into gas station*

google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don’t even THINK about stopping your car keep it moving they can jump in

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

Although I believed it was possible, I can’t believe this happened 👍

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is high time there was a carbon tax!

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

IT’S HERE

[Washington State Men's Golf @WSUCougarMGolf]

Is there really anywhere else on 🌏 you’d want to be? We are so lucky to call this place home! #earthday #thepalouse #pullman #GoCougs

[phage @clubmoss_]

first date idea: i throw your keys off a cliff

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Everything to the moon!

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

g6 chemical has been found in the covid vaccine. side effects include gettin slizzard