Jess🪲

She//Her. 26. New Yorker. supermarket enthusiast. light snorer

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[greg. @mistergeezy]

Happy 4th on the Q train.

[blue @blume_jamess]

a big YES seeing the Wimbledon players creatively interpreting the all white dress code

[kimberly. 🇺🇸🇫🇷 @problemsthots]

it is still so embarrassing that corbin was the first and only person to rightfully call out sincere after movie night while the entire villa outside of melanie acted like it was just a tiny blemish on his character. that shit’s been sitting with me for two days.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Vozinha is the man

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Happy Independence Day, Cape Verde 🇨🇻

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Calling it “Cabo Verde” instead of Cape Verde

[‘ @kozylockez]

her dad gotta break his kneecaps on family day.

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

every now and then there’ll be a shot on love island where kayda’s face card just leaps out and slits your throat. like woah woah put the knife down

[Red @kcunique_]

I could never have all this affection for a man that plays in my friend’s face. You have my friend crying too much and I’ll hate you, even if she loves you

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[B @utdbrxy]

Cape Verde went to war with Spain, Uruguay and Argentina in their first World Cup. We will make sure history remembers this run

[zoe @gayrdians]

omg this is so cute 😭😭

[Lloyd Creates @lloydcreates]

Cape Verde history makers

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Cape Verde is the size of Kansas City.

I promise you there’s hardly a person in that country that doesn’t personally know at least one player on that team.

Can you imagine how proud they must be of them?

[Colb @___Colb___]

Kenzie’s vote was pure hate and I’m glad Corbin called it out lmfao

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸