Kamran Anwar

Deen, duniya aur drugs.

Being a joke during the day and a stand-up comic at night.

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

horror movies for dogs

[Imaan Sheikh @sheikhimaan]

"I know you like hot bread, Amélie, but you can't just say 'oh pain chaud' when my mom serves you roti."

[Habibullah Khan @Huk06]

WHO MADE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[manito @azarosito]

i hate when mfs come in the crib and don't speak to the dogs. say hi to coco bitch.

[beezus @blurmynamepls]

hate adding this but then people say I don't give fair warning so.. Jinn thread?

"I was in grade 8 when my dad suffered a huge loss in his business. we couldn't afford to live in our house anymore. so after a lot of anxious nights, we moved in with Baji Khala.

1/n

[ʟʀʀʀ ʀʊʟɛʀ օʄ օʍɨƈʀօռ քɛʀֆɛɨ 8 ಠ_ಠ @babyperson_Lexx]

This quarantine has really upped some of y'all's creativity 😭

[Ayesha Malik @Spishaa]

Hi, I’m the girl that “yelled” at Priyanka Chopra.

It was hard listening to her say, “we should be neighbors and love each other” — swing that advice over to your PM.

Both India and Pakistan were in danger. And instead she tweeted out in favor for nuclear war.

[Kamran Anwar @ItsKamranAnwar]

@sajwar_channa @BBhuttoZardari ....are u ok?

[O @Owenjayyy]

Drogon in the post game interview on why he burnt the iron throne: #GameOfThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall

[Kamran Anwar @ItsKamranAnwar]

People writing fake food reviews to get free food
#BrienneofTART

[Hassan @Hassannerr]

This guy was talking shit on twitter so we caught him on sight

[Maria @themariasantos]

Missandei in the afterlife after Dany went full cray:

“Damn, guess I should have just said BYE or something”

#GameofThrones

[Kamran Anwar @ItsKamranAnwar]

Jon Snow in Kings Landing right now
#GameofThrones

[Kamran Anwar @ItsKamranAnwar]

Let's get that bread!!!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’ll pick a winner in 72 hours

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[Kamran Anwar @ItsKamranAnwar]

Fkn cuteeeee

[Adi @Brewkenstein]

I am going on a real real date this weekend. Butterflies also, excited also.

[Vikram Hegde @vikramhegde]

What a legend.

There's an old Soviet time joke that began like this. When asked why he's not written anything on his sign he says "I don't have to, everyone knows what's wrong"

[Kamran Anwar @ItsKamranAnwar]

Ma @ everyone posting @GameOfThrones leaked spoilers right now