Michelle

It’s all about managing expectations

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FUCK YOU MAGA

[Acyn @Acyn]

Boykin: The Republicans control the entire government. They control the white house. They control the house. They control the senate. They control six of the nine seats on the supreme court. If you're not happy with the way the country is running America, blame the Republicans. They're running the country. Who else can you blame?

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Michelle @ItsMichelleMc]

@ProjectLincoln When I first saw this post, my eyes just picked out “Trump” and “deceased” and my heart skipped a beat 😭

[Michelle @ItsMichelleMc]

Looks like triple zeroes on the clock to me! But what do I know, I went to Western lol

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Where are the DOGE refund checks?
Why aren’t groceries cheaper yet?
What happened to no new wars?
Where’s gas under $2?
Why aren’t my prescriptions 600% cheaper?
Where’s my 10% APR on credit cards?
Where’s my tariff check?
Where’s the healthcare plan?

Any updates??

[SlenderSherbet @SlenderSherbet]

Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Never have 4 people more wished they were still in the deepest, darkest recesses of outer space.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Today’s weak jobs report raises new questions about Biden’s economic policies

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

👏👏👏

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Great bumper sticker 💯

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Trump: "On the world stage, America is respected again like it has never been respected before."

Munich, Germany:

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'):

[Lincoln Square @LincolnSquareHQ]

Gotta love the First Amendment.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Viewing the video from one angle, it looks like an ICE agent murdered Renee Nicole Good in cold blood. But viewing the video from a different angle, it looks like an ICE agent murdered Renee Nicole Good in cold blood. So who's to say what really happened?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Oh lookie here!

An ICE agent ran a woman over with his car and didn’t even stop.

Would she have been justified if she stood up and blew his brains out?

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.