Al x

she/her | 🇳🇬 | passionately pro-black

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Out til 5am on a school night. You can tell he's working his notice

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Mr. Lifestyles of the rich and famous @Senseofickyness]

This is so sad because whether or not we found it kinda goofy and performative, everything she did regarding what she was feeding her kids seemed like THE healthiest diet and lifestyle possible, just goes to show even if you avoid ALL the red 40 things like this can still happen

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

The way he's being rushed into office.

Can't they at least pretend to look for alternatives?!??!

[Kathryn Gimborys @kathryngimborys]

not to add to the discourse, but i think we’re leaving out an important component of the male loneliness conversation: the men have GOT to sort out the snoring!!!!

[bxnny @bxnny_40]

my mother just be walking around undiagnosed bruh

[BB 🖤 @_BJB_5]

born to be a lover, forced to learn detachment & boundaries

[𝓐⭑ @ayogiovanna]

The dream ADHD career: Being the idea person who comes up with creative concepts, connects random dots, and sees the big picture… then happily hands everything over to someone else to actually build and finish.
Because the ideation phase is pure dopamine.

[` @schiz04renic]

expecting a woman to nurture you while you’re emotionally exhausting her is pure delusion.

[liv 💛 @oliviazao]

I almost shouted but it just means you have to re-invest any interest straightaway. More ridiculous complexities when they supposedly want to encourage more people to invest 👍🏾

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Blackpool Police have launched a manhunt for two men who racially abused a woman and pushed her down a set of stairs at South Pier Promenade in Blackpool on the 29th of May 2026.

It happened around 6 :11 PM.

Let's make them famous.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The neurodivergent urge to overexplain during a misunderstanding so nobody misunderstands you again only to accidentally create three brand-new misunderstandings in the process.

[Al x @ItsOniAl]

@theashrb But then more and more them lot are at carnival each year

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

They would — they’d say “oh they have access to my shit anyway so why not?”

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

I think a lot of autistic/ADHD people grow up feeling unloved because nobody teaches us that we're missing the positive social cues too.

Half the time we don't realize people want us around.
And by the time we do, we've already convinced ourselves they don't.

[Meghan is Marvellous @MusicMelan3275]

Remembering 79-year-old Franklin Agbotui who was beaten to death in an unprovoked attack by 20-year-old Phillip Fraczek in East London in 2024.
There were no riots and there was hardly any news coverage.
I do wonder why this poor man's MURDER was widely ignored by the press??

[2.0 @blixberrie]

The fact The Troubles isn’t really taught in the UK is why we get stupid tweets like this