𖤐itsnickyig𖤐

18
He/him

[𖤐itsnickyig𖤐 @Itsnickyig]

Acid Bath in Manchester!!!

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲 ♡ @SunKiss_Grl]

My mum found out about my tongue piercing and absolutely freaked out like screaming and crying, she didn't even have this type of reaction when we told her our uncle was a fucking pedo

[fleur⋆˚࿔ @foredvens]

IM 17 I DONT AHVE 5 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE

[pornography jr @psionic_warrior]

I've seen so many 'my dad was supposed to be on flight 11 but he got a flat tire on the way to the airport' type stories that it's amazing there was anyone on the fucking plane at all

[ٍ @manic_posting]

they’ll respond to incest fetish tweets but this is too much for them

[Small Soldiers (1998) @AnimeSerbia]

ARGH. OWWWW. YOURE STEPPING ON MY FOOT

[mali ♱ @goodIittIegirI]

no you’re like actually a terrible person

[Noam @poetryaccnt1518]

In middle school I convinced a girl who was in love with me that I had been born without genitalia and was completely smooth. This did not, unfortunately decrease her interest. Quite the opposite, in fact.

[john 👻 @GibbsInForSix]

We are in a literacy crisis holy fuck what are you saying

[yev @itisyev]

Cavemen after they invented the spear:

[Alex🌹 @AlexZarkage]

Spent the entire summer tutoring my cousin for his programming exam, was told today he got reported for cheating with chatgpt

[Pie 👑💧 @pienotacake]

jobs sucks... until you get paid, working out sucks... until you see results, i suck... until you cum

[𝖛𝖆𝖓 𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖙 @vanenthusiast1]

He subs you in one btw

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

hamas, literally, physically cannot leave the gaza strip. it is besieged on all sides. you’re the biggest idiot alive if you believe this.

[ca.nti ☆ @cantimaru]

they installed alien technology in my home what the fuck

[𝓐𝓶𝓷•❀🇲🇦 @skr_5i]

Ça fait 2h je regarde des réels au toilette et j’ai viens de me rappelée que jss au taff

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

Do not cum.

[Amira / Azure / Cog ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @amirazure]

When a streamer misses the gaggiest part of the game because they're too busy reading chat I be wanting to jump through the fucking screen

[thigs @JThigs]

Imagine snitching and you get LIFE and that nigga walking away free 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

sending a risky text to mr krabs

[𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝕴𝖓𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖆𝖓 🇨🇦 @crustaceanfella]

Slipknot procuring arguably the best drummer in the entire genre and not utilizing him is such a confusing choice