RareChopstick

What's my life like? It's fuckin' awesome!
#TeamMystic

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

All my best friends are my old friends now

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

@AbygailVirginia @hauserjake @BStoke @KinngMe all I heard was Skyrim

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

Or maybe I am one?!?! That's a profound thought💭

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

If I revealed my actual sense of humor on a first date, there would never be a second. I think sometimes I just come off as a jaded asshole

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

Litterally just saw a man flick a lit cigarette butt on the windshield of a passing cop car...

Are you fucking stupid, or just retarded?!?!

[MOD SUN @MODSUN]

I do what I want when I'm with my hippys

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

Something special about one way flights

[Crying Jordan @CryingJordan]

Monday morning in Arizona! 😂

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

Women love it when you make plans ahead of time, then don't text them for a week. Then you cancel the date the afternoon of. They LOVE that!

[Andy @ProseAndKahn]

After trying to refresh the down @espn fantasy football app for the hundredth time

[Wes Mercer @CoachMercer85]

ESPN Fantasy Football app...

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

Had a nightmare that I'd lost my God given talent of rolling gorgeous joints...that shit was terrible

[Crying Jordan @CryingJordan]

You had one job Ray-Ray McCloud... 😂

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

Grinded my way to level 24 in the 2 months PokémonGo has been out. No money spent in game, just hours of my life I never get back.

#worthit

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

Wish I had AZ peeps into longboarding

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

@Imstevenmh naw man, check my SoundCloud, I'm bout to blow up😉

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

@Imstevenmh when you live within your means, and value life experiences over things, it's not unrealistic for everyone to "make it", ya feel

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

Everyone eventually let's you down

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

LifeProTip: Keep one rolled

#LPT

[RareChopstick @ItzElephant]

If you don't know then you won't know!