Ivan Lobo

Stay-At-Home Astronaut

[Ivan Lobo @IvanLoboComedy]

Changing my iPhone wallpaper cause I'm ready for a big life change

[FrogButt @butt_watermelon]

This is classic "local small lord" physiognomy. She understands he is fated to be baron or mayor over five thousand households (small town factory or car dealership owner).

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

This hits extra hard if you were in a haunted house 1 year ago

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Im in love with this edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sydney 🪞 @sydysorbet08]

@AmericanAir Nice little update: so apparently @AmericanAir doesnt cover “normal” wear and tear to parts of your bag including the wheels (????) this is like the third time ive used this bag, this is NOT normal wear and tear 😂 so basically you guys dont cover anything ?

[sydney 🪞 @sydysorbet08]

Almost a perfect vacation until i got my checked bag from @AmericanAir ! Did you guys beat my bag with a bat or just throw it off the plane mid air? Ridiculous!

[Leanne 🤮 @shutupleanne]

Red onions are clearly fucking purple

[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

Amazon is a broken mess.
I have done over $50,000,000 on amazon.
They dont care about me as a seller, partner, or person.

I uploaded this design patent

Was told “stop contacting me”

What went wrong inside amazon?
why do they hate small businesses and the law?

A thread:

[Ryan Goodcase @RyanGoodcase]

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set

[Jack 🧠 @jckdvnprt]

When you ask Pikachu which Tom Cruise film he wants to watch

[off planet @offplanetgalaxy]

</playing [is art]>

https://t.co/HJgAixbanA

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Leslie Nielsen using a fart machine is one of the best clips of all time

[Ivan Lobo @IvanLoboComedy]

@metinkumru @Deadfellaz @the_mories @_masoncrowe @betty_nft @psych_nft @iwwon_official Lemme pilot da cruiser

[metin kumru @metinkumru]

putting a proper CRŪ together

to launch off planet.

————

looking for 963 able minds & bodies.

know anyone who can pilot a space cruiser?? 👀

[Goldie 👑 @_D1POP]

I’m Batman

[Louis Jenrel @dismayedartist]

@spaghettiboyx69 How deep does the rabbi hole go??

[TITAN @TheTitanofX]

Bro made his return for Christmas 😁

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Wednesday.....Pinga for everybody!