Jill Valentine

“I don’t mind a little bit of detective work…”

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

"What the fuck?!"

𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘙𝘔𝘠/𝘚.𝘛.𝘈.𝘙.𝘚./𝘉𝘚𝘈𝘈/𝘋𝘉𝘋

𝘗𝘳𝘦-𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯-𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵/𝘈𝘜

— Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ⠀⠀ ⠀
— Dᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ⠀⠀ ⠀
— Sʜɪᴘꜱ Wɪᴛʜ Cʜᴇᴍ
— Mᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ Aɴᴅ Dᴀʀᴋ Tʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

Money…. Ass… Carl? Who the heck is Carl?

[☆ @heykizuna]

the first 3 words u see will define ur August 😭😭😭

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

//The only logical and redeemable ending for the Redfield bloodline joke is that Wesker got Chris pregnant and they lived happily ever after. The End.

[Chris Redfield(parody) @HndWlfAlpha]

//you make a Redfield bloodline joke and you're blocked on sight I'm so serious.

[𝑻oscano.ᅟ @FORGEDINTHEFOG]

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ᅟ𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙩𝙮...
ᅟᅟᅟᅟ𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚.
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[(Parody) Albert Wesker @MessmerSerpent]

What I say outloud:

"I think the odds are fair, two on two. Right, Jill?"

What I am actually thinking:

"Please beat the shit out of me while you are naked."

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

@AWeskerRPD Captain, they’re tator tots…

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

Since I can’t cook after a little kitchen fire, I went to Taco John’s. Not sharing. #myolebowl #yummy

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

“Missing articles? Were they with the newspapers?”

[⌖ : 𝐂𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝐖𝗘𝗦𝗞𝗘𝗥。 @lavalicked]

〘 ⌖ : ⤑ @J1LLVAL3NT1N3 〙

〝 Jill— . . You wouldn’t happen to know anything about the missing articles from my desk, would you? 〞
⠀

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

@AWeskerRPD …Fine. You can have half.

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

@AWeskerRPD I do intend to.

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

@lilestSTAR //Gurl it seems like the algorithm took a dump. I can’t find half of the people I normally write banter with in the last week. Hang in there Becca!

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

Splenda Papi.

[Lyra @Lyracutevibes]

If a rich man is called a sugar daddy, what do we call a poor daddy?

[🧬‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙤𝙧. @WlNDOFMADNESS]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

@OUR0BOUROS //I was wondering where you got off to the last few days. Glad to see you didn’t leave this hellsite.

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

@aizens_lover

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

@AWeskerRPD I tried.

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

Captain went through my fridge and found my emergency donuts and shower beers. He told me I need to start cooking for myself so I am trying to. #madeathome #yummy

[Jill Valentine @J1LLVAL3NT1N3]

@AWeskerRPD Why would I destroy a toilet I had every intention of using?