John Evans

[John Evans @JAKEvans]

@ThrasherDan These 2 tweets lined up nicely..

[Michael Whitehall @fatherwhitehall]

Social distancing has always come naturally to us both. #travelswithmyfather

[St Kilda FC @stkildafc]

RT if you love this team ❤️

[Lehmo @lehmo23]

How many people in Melbourne have recognized someone at the freedom protest and thought “I had a feeling he was a fuckwit”
#melbourneprotest

[paris has asthma @parisdrnkwtr]

Sowwy U can’t come 2 grandads funeral anymore only 10 people allowed 🥺 but I’m going 2 Westfield later if u want 2 come? ✌🏻💓 #auspol #COVID19Aus

[The Project @theprojecttv]

We’ve come a long way when it comes to our understanding of mental illness. Yet every day, on average, eight Australians still take their lives. And even years later, families and friends are left hurting. Thanks to @pjhelliar for sharing this powerful story.

[Kevin Rudd @MrKRudd]

In all the election commentary last night, not a single word on the elephant in the room: Murdoch, with 70% control of Australia’s print media,ran the single most biased campaign in Australian political history. Reason for the silence? People are in fear of Murdoch’s power.

[Paul Syvret @PSyvret]

I worked in newspapers for 30 years (15 at News Ltd), and yes I used party drugs in my younger years. In fact I could fill half a newspaper with naming and shaming recreational drug users who happen to take a pay cheque from Murdoch.

[kimberlybold 🎭 🎨📚🎻 @KimberlyBold]

This deserves endless retweets

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He’s not in the cloak room
He’s not in the Capitol
He’s not in the Russel building
He’s not on the floor of the Senate

And 800,000 people still don’t have their paychecks - so #WheresMitch?

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Kevin Spacey: I want to end 2018 with the most disgusting comeback attempt of the year

Louis CK: Hold my penis

[Kyle Daly @dalykyle]

2019 is the year I finally go big with my theory that the guy from the Counting Crows is just Marc Maron in a wig

[Steve Hoffman @SteveHoffmanTV]

"Snowflake is a word used by sociopaths in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy." - John Cleese

[Adam Gilchrist @gilly381]

How good is @tludey Making sure cricket is fun. Thanks buddy. @FoxCricket

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

🙈

[Kiera 🦋 @KieraGorden]

137 years of #climate data visualised. Wait for it...

#ClimateChange

[ABC The Drum @ABCthedrum]

“For people who truly believe in the more progressive end of the spectrum where Labor could be, could be frustrated that they seem to be thinking, "Let's just keep our heads down". That's not the way to be in opposition. Stand for something.” @adambspencer #auspol #TheDrum