Jennifer

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

A sense of humor is critical to your survival. Sure, you need food, water, shelter, and other stuff like that — but a sense of humor is what holds your shit together when life is being a motherfucker.

[InStyle @InStyle]

Why tho.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

*Takes 70% of the candy

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Democrat @SenatorCarper has admitted to beating his wife. He must resign now!

Please retweet to get the word out & support his Republican opponent @RobArlett!

[Jennifer @JAMR4177]

@United what terrible aircrafts. Can’t even put 2 carry on bags in one bin #totaljoke #neveragain

[Jennifer @JAMR4177]

@United you are the absolute worst airline I have ever flown!! Pay extra for upgraded seats that are not an upgrade at all!!! Never again!

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Just heard someone on TV say that we have to "believe the women."

No. No. We don't automatically believe women. We don't automatically believe men. We listen to any allegation and we do our best to review the evidence and to discern the truth. Case by case.

Come on.

[Amanda @AmandaPresto]

🤔

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

It’s hard to imagine anyone wanting to go into public life after what we have witnessed today.

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

Remember my firefighters and police officers and all first responders who gave their lives to save others on 9/11/01. Today thank God for them and pray for them and their families.

[Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg]

As stated on the @bernieandsid today that grandstanding race baiter @Kaepernick7 should use his words more wisely. Sacrifice? Colin still has millions in the bank and lives a charmed life. The only football player we know that “sacrificed it all” was a man named Pat Tillman.🏈🙏

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

If Nike actually cared about those who sacrificed something, they would run an ad like this.

[Conservative Pets 🐶 @ConservativePTZ]

Hey @Nike, his name was Pat Tillman

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Parents who grew up preaching to their kids to “put something away when you are done using it” must love these scooters being left all over the fucking world.
I just saw one parked on the side of the 405 freeway.