John 🐊🧡💙🐊

Born and raised in Orlando, FL — 🐊#GoGators🐊— @UFLaw ‘26 — Rollins ‘23 — He/Him 💖💜💙

[John 🐊🧡💙🐊 @JAWS2103]

And now we’re getting the Ryan Murphy version starring a bunch of nepo babies

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

JACOB ELORDI in talks to star in LUCA GUADAGNINO’s HBO series THE SHARDS. Author Bret Easton Ellis to write the episodes. via @DanielRPK

https://t.co/S0pXgcyzpe

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

This is the moment we've feared, people.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

You aren't going to believe the byline.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

they promised us flying cars and all we got was 90 second episodes of The Wire and lettuce diarrhea

[John 🐊🧡💙🐊 @JAWS2103]

@nikicaga You could tell me they used AI to write that and I’d believe it

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Downballot/Florida Politics: “Florida state Representative Paula Stark (R) will not appear on the ballot after a state judge dismissed her lawsuit seeking to reinstate her name, a decision that will automatically result in Stark’s seat flipping to Democrats.”

https://t.co/lrY3Leezk0

[John 🐊🧡💙🐊 @JAWS2103]

FREEDOM!!!!!!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Morning Show’ will end with its fifth and final season.

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 6 Episode 11

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

sometimes you can tell from a person’s underlining in a used book that they aren’t going to make it

[s. 🐥 @sabrinaahmed]

matt damon who once said, “i don't care if helen of troy walks in the room, that's game six!" is now odysseus 🥲

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[John 🐊🧡💙🐊 @JAWS2103]

Well that’s random

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Gosling has been officially cast as Ghost Rider in the MCU.

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

LeBron’s the first person to move from Bel Air to West Philadelphia.

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

Being online has destroyed my faith in egalitarianism because how I am I supposed to not feel superior to people who are amused by shit like this

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

What's an OWI you ask? Well it turns out Wisconsin has several tiers of drunk driving so that the entire state doesn't go to jail at once.

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

i know Quinta Brunson’s pen just flew into her hand like Thor’s hammer 😭😭

[Phella @iamphella]

Civil rights era hoops back