J. Alan Red

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[J. Alan Red @JAlanRED1]

Hello everyone!

https://t.co/x9C8Trtvy1

I have made enough narrations for a YouTube channel "How Strange" that I realized it has come time to promote it here.

If you're able, go check it out!

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@luhaxel I'm sure she doesn't care.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Absolutely! She looks like she isn't afraid to get dirty.

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@alpharivelino Serbian/Macedonian

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@AdamLProduction @RealJamesWoods Ah yes, the MAMA movement.

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@kirawontmiss They're about to get a nucleic bomb dropped on their head.

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Today I raise a cheers to Orson Welles' 110th birthday!!

He is THE most fascinating person to have ever existed, not just within the 20th century.

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@SeemsLikeShane @MarvelRivals Thor-skin, eh...

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@brich882 @RealEmirHan Are we looking for a man who recently drank milk?...

Love that line, even though I butchered it.

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@GentlemanRascal

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@GentlemanRascal El* Page

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Everything with a purpose

Should do it explicitly.

Analog all the way!

[Amy @20th_Centurygal]

"She Sells Sanctuary" by The Cult
It's not just a song, it's a mood, a memory, a vibe that stands the test of time.

Any fans?
https://t.co/mvTjayeLqj

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@RealEmirHan Woman in background has 2 right arms... TF?!

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@LookAtMyMeat1 C, D, and H

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@AB84 I've got a 2" wide belt ready to go for the delinquent, and a great place to get ice cream for the one taking punches.

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@JoshuaLisec Another thing that the left can't do: hypotheticals.

Right: "clouds are coming in, we should take umbrellas today."

Left: "The news said it wouldn't rain."

R: "Those are rain clouds."

L: "It isn't going to rain!"

*Gets wet*

R: Told ya.

L: Don't you ever listen to the news?

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@RetroMoviesDB I must be the only one who chooses Isabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova) over all of the others...

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@Bug_Hall I drive a '94 Ford Escort. It has its quibbles, but nothing a set of hand tools and grey matter can't take care of.

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Blue

[laura @fancythis]

i have an experiment, just go with me here:

what color is the number 3?

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Just like dogs. Give them a chore, and congratulate them upon completion.

[Chesed @Chesedgirl]

Women should be sending men on quests more. The trick is when they return we need to give them affection and attention and gratitude or they will stop pursuing quests.