RVA Dad

Dad of two, Husband of one. Teller of Dad Jokes.

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@JasonSchroeder_ You interested in more technical analysis or more into fan coverage and game recaps?

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

My 12yr old is obsessed with the game. Her knowledge advantage helps to close any ability gaps with her peers at this age. Her football IQ is off the charts for her age. Watches any game on tv, listens to breakdown podcasts and absorbs info any way she can.

[College Soccer Truth ™ @ImCollegeSoccer]

“I want to be so good in soccer and play college soccer.”

- 🇺🇸

Yet you ask most club kids, especially on the women’s side, and they couldn’t tell you when the World Cup starts, when the USA is playing, or that USA women’s national team had two friendlies recently.

That’s our American Soccer Culture. 👆

Our youth soccer athletes who claim the want to be better, don’t even watch the game. Meanwhile the rest of the world around us live and breathe the sport. ⚽️

You learn so much from watching the game.

#CSTruth

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@aki_st4rz3 The Americans finale was top tier

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@Eymen1903 @FUTxGG

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@ZacksJerryRig @hasanthehun @karolineleavitt 3 generations living in the same house

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Raising teens is fun if you want someone to think you’re the dumbest human alive while simultaneously needing your help to do anything

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@vasolsurfer17 @calecampbell88 We live in Central Virginia and all of the middle school teams are club players. My daughter has solid club teammates that didn’t even make their middle school teams. That’s how competitive it is.

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@_CATNERD2 @calecampbell88 Solid soccer players on my daughter’s club team are getting cut from the middle school team. Kids that don’t play club got zero shot realistically.

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@mjesuele @DastDn How quaint that you think debates matter in the slightest

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@RyanRosenblatt Top class tweet. Good work

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@TheBloodOrc @SubduedRadical @TheTurnipFihby @ChristianHeiens “Rural” doesn’t have a vote. People do. The votes go to where people live.

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@TheBloodOrc @TheTurnipFihby @ChristianHeiens There are something like 20 counties in the country that have more than 2 million people. Hard to make them just have 1 rep

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@MadelaineLucyH Last week?

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@merlinscapital Can’t wait for the review of all the fossils pairs they find.

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@whacksnack @msgalinal @MarketPalmer_ @MiniRetireMatt How much teachers make is wildly influenced by where they live. Much like law-enforcement. I can’t imagine many more standard Ish jobs that have such a swing in pay rate based on locality.

[Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny]

I have no idea if LeBron can will this #Lakers group to three more, but it must be said that the level at which he is playing at age 41 is unprecedented. Whatever your perspective is on him, if you can’t appreciate this level of historical greatness I don’t know what to tell you.

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@mikeszustak @ShamrockCards @ParksideCards Sonnet and Fischer as Jokers was spot on casting as well.

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@GamewithDave Baldurs gate

[RVA Dad @JBalazek]

@matt_s_pip @Hannah__Adamson @FOX59 @CBS4Indy Everyone with a state issued ID or DL is also not a US citizen.

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

Modern parents suck so badly and are ruining their children because of it.

"Hey, baby, the nurse is just going to talk too you for a minute, to check that you're safe. If there's anything you want to ask without me there, now is a good time. I'll be right outside."