jess bee

fast | thorough | sharp as a tack

[jess bee @JButtWhatWhat]

@PopcastPod I AM YELLING AT MY PHONE IT’S DAZED AND CONFUSED.

[jess bee @JButtWhatWhat]

Florence is just quiet quitting, right?

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@laura_mcclellan YES WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING OUR 18TH ANNIVERSARY, LJ?!?!?!

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Nothing reminds you how far you’ve come quite like stumbling onto your first LiveJournal.

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HELP MY ENTIRE FAMILY HAS FORGOTTEN WHERE THE TRASH CAN IS.

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@nkybeth Ughhhhhh. Funny how only Christians seem to think Christianity in America is under attack.

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CONFIRMED. 🙌

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

The Senate confirms Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court https://t.co/2VlJOCwntm

[Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123]

My daughter has been home from school for 30 minutes. She’s been talking for 40 of them.

[jess bee @JButtWhatWhat]

Wordle 226 6/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

On the other hand I’m real good at rhyming.

[jess bee @JButtWhatWhat]

This one got me today. Even said right before my last guess, “Oh duh, of course!” Not of course.

Wordle 223 X/6

⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

[jess bee @JButtWhatWhat]

@BT_Harman Preach.

[jess bee @JButtWhatWhat]

Since I don’t really DO anything anymore I’m just going to make my Instagram a daily brag on how good at Wordle I am.

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@erinhmoon It was being the fifth member of Point of Grace for me.

LIFE 🎤
LOVE🎤
And other mysteRIIIIIIIIIIIIES🎤

[jess bee @JButtWhatWhat]

My fashion today is just, how many layers can I wear under this dress before I look like an extra on Little House on the Prairie?

[jess bee @JButtWhatWhat]

@laura_mcclellan Oh I’m always lurking. Wanna hang out? Be there in a few.

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Turning in my notice as My Family’s Housekeeper, really excited about the opportunities this will open up for me! 🤗

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I JUST SPELLED RECONNAISSANCE CORRECTLY ON THE FIRST TRY WITHOUT GOOGLING, THIS IS MOMENTOUS.

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Sometimes my kids shove dirty socks, half eaten tacos, and literal garbage in my purse but sometimes they stash forgotten unopened Reese’s cups and that is the tension of parenting all in one bag.

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MIDDLE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD ENERGY ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IS MY NEW FAVORITE ENERGY.

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What I forgot to account for in my pregnancy plan: spacing them out by six years means they start middle school and senior year at the same time.