Laura McClellan

Copywriter. Mama to 3 hoodlums (two adopted through the wild world of foster care). I like pizza, Dolly Parton and writing in all caps.

[Laura McClellan @laura_mcclellan]

@jamiebgolden he does not deserve to wear 33. i dont even really know who that is but i know he is not tim riggins

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@jamiebgolden FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU

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The ethical dilemma of wanting your kids to know Lizzo songs but not wanting them to use the B-word.

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@JButtWhatWhat awww our live journals are almost exactly the same age. we’re adorable.

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@kristenmstewart buying alcohol before 11am on a sunday? ha

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Respectfully, Steve? *fart noise*

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@kristenmstewart @PopcastPod coooool cool cool cool just super chill info to know that i now cannot un-know

[Laura McClellan @laura_mcclellan]

Happy birthday to my LiveJournal, which is apparently a fully functional adult now. (Yes my avatar says “sucker for anything acoustic.” ANGST.)

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@jamiebgolden what introvert would be bad-mouthing extroverts? we need them to adopt us and help us make friends.

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@kristenmstewart I got similar letters back recently. LOL no

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@BethMooreLPM - Sister Beth 3:16

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As will 8 and 6 year olds.

[KJ @IDontSpeakWhine]

Teens will open a kitchen cabinet and act shocked that there are no bowls, like they don't know that every bowl you own is in their room.

[Laura McClellan @laura_mcclellan]

@michaelbfagan @MichelleWieWest I tell this story often. though in my version you say “playing a video game where you throw cows at people” 😂

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@JacksonPearce COSIGN

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@Kelly_Bandas Absolutely not. Popsicles are free-range in the summer. as many as you want. (I try to get the fruit juice ones for this reason but still.)

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Inner monologue: On one hand, she’s a woman…but endorsed by Trump and pro-gun. On the other hand, this guy fueled the insurrection and refused to accept election results. // [repeat until you end up in the fetal position] THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING A VOTER IN ALABAMA.

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@JacksonPearce INCREDIBLE.

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@cindy_warren there should be a yellow flag rubric for shady pastors and this should be on it

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@roo_pow Powell sisters for president(s)