James

retweeter of satire and utter nonsense

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: We have the worst education almost in the large world, the world that people know about

[Faisal Islam @faisalislam]

Japan building revolutionary 177 mile maglev from Tokyo to Nagoya for £45bn, 90% in tunnels under mountains as part of integrated Shinkansen system…

equivalent of London to Manchester (in straight line) in 40 minutes… at 310mph…

https://t.co/Z9A6qRidwE

[James @JCGD55]

@NintyDom2 @dickndom #Buxton #DickandDomInDaBungalowLive

[Chris J. Allan @chrisjallan]

5 consecutive LadBaby Christmas Number 1’s is what you get as a country when you don’t invest in arts and culture for over a decade.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

It's time to... make your perfect Tory scandal!

I'm probably a 1, 3, 5, 1.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i’m in the top 0.1% of listeners to your mom moaning lol

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

He saved my life
He saved your life
He saved millions of lives.
Truly our conqueror of Covid.
Matt Hancock is a much loved national hero:
Our 007.
Yes, #ImACeleb is a tv programme hosted by unfunny Marxists Ant & Don…but Matt does NOT deserve to lose our party whip.
Sad news 😔

[James @JCGD55]

@elonmusk *freshly

[TheFastShow @TheFastShow1]

And even though I was turfed out of the job after just 45 days because I was in way over my head, I still get paid £115k of taxpayers money every year for the rest of my life… which was nice

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

hard to believe *this* person has sent the UK into economic meltdown within the space of three weeks

[Tom Savage (Bald Fraud) @MajorTomSavage]

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Kwasi Kwarteng receives shortest email in recorded history:

[Scouse 🇵🇸 @ScouseSocialis2]

English melts ...

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

The Rt Hon Kim Woodburn MP has been appointed Secretary of State for Tackling Adultery and Ganghandedness. #reshuffle

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

The trouble with the British people is not enough graft.

[Graeme Demianyk @GraemeDemianyk]

Nick Robinson to Rishi Sunak after discussing "a whole series of emergencies" facing the UK: "When you discover who's been running the country for the past 12 years, you're going to be really cross, aren’t you?"