João Antunes

🇵🇹 Doing computer things to all your builds @netlify, M. Sc. @istecnico, ex @sinfoist member, music lover, P2P enthusiast and wannabe funny individual \o/

[Ben Edwards @benedfit]

Who's hiring? I've been effected by the latest round of redundancies at Netlify. So I'm on the hunt for Senior/Staff-level Software Engineering positions right now!

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@eduardoboucas Same thing here! Getting calls from random EU numbers over the past week 🤷
Never picked them up though, so if it’s aliens I’ve probably broken their little alien heart 😢

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@lukeb0nd Huge congrats buddy!

[Eduardo Bouças @eduardoboucas]

Over the last few weeks, @Netlify has shipped a series of major improvements to its core caching primitives. They’re enterprise-grade capabilities that 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 on the platform can use.

Here’s a quick summary.

🧵

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

Some awesome people I know have been laid off recently!

If you're hiring for:

- mid/senior dev rel
- mid/senior designers
- junior/mid/senior developers

Please reply with the company/role/location!

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@regouga Esperar 15 minutos na fila, pagar 6 euros e a seguir pensar - “que sa foda, vou atirar isto!” - é algo que sempre me causou estranheza confesso.

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

The dream is real 🥲

[Metropolitano de Lisboa @metro_lisboa]

🙌 A partir de hoje é mais fácil viajar de Metro!
Com o novo sistema de pagamento #Contactless da @VISA, basta aproximar o seu cartão, smartphone ou smartwatch do validador e seguir viagem 🚇

#MetroLisboa #VISA

[Netlify @Netlify]

Nobody:

Production: 🚨🔥💀

[Netlify @Netlify]

When a 1 line change takes 1 month to go live 🫠

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@CastroTweeta @Peugeot Ainda ontem ali na ameixoeira naveguei por alto mar no meu Kia.

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@ritaramalhete @PDLComics

[DotProduct @DotProduct3D]

Drone + #Dot3D is certainly a powerful combo! Some very impressive work from @3dmap!

https://t.co/tCkEpBhiao

#lidar #ios #surveying #drone #3dscan

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@itsjoaosantos “Oh, I got it, it’s jó-áu right?”

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

The single most important slack feature for all the João's out there 🙏

[Crystal Hirschorn @cfhirschorn]

It seems like a small thing, but .@SlackHQ have added a feature to do a short recording to pronounce your name so that others can learn it. If someone does this, it adds a little speaker icon to the right of their name. LOVE this.💜

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@ritaramalhete Just in case you’re taking suggestions:
- MC Killah Bacteria
- DJ Prokaryotic
(I’ll keep thinking on more, don’t worry)

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@JessFino Oh, definitely true, but now they can feel even more puzzled by hearing the Portuguese pronunciation 😂

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@OliKeys

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

👀 🚀

[Netlify @Netlify]

Did you notice? Netlify build times are up to 40% faster for developers on all plans! 🔥

Read all about how the Netlify build services team optimized for speed: https://t.co/ABN5YCUMU3

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@lukeb0nd Huge congrats buddy! 🎉

[João Antunes @JGAntunes]

@ehmicky @eduardoboucas @vbrown608 @erezrokah