JimmyGPT

[👑C3KingCodais @CodyLac]

Hear ME OUT! The Charlotte Hornets should trade for Caitlin Clark!

1. Caitlin no longer has to deal with a bunch of jealous bitches trying to jump her every game.

2. The Hornets get a superstar who would instantly be the best player on their team!

It's a win-win! #BuzzCity

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@deeronmicdoe @TotallyNoAlex We only got 1 first!
Ja price better only be two 2nds

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@ReVLiTHoUSe They both got the same Velociraptor noses

reptilian alien kaBall Adam Silver a**es

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@KevinOConnor

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@CLTure

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@djdotmp4

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@HornetsReddit @ShamsCharania @ChrisBHaynes

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@ChrisBHaynes @KeithSmithNBA

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@ShamsCharania “Hornets in serious thought over sending LaMelo Ball to Golden State to bring Steph Curry home to Charlotte” - JimmyGPT reports @CFBwizardd

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@ShamsCharania STEPH!

[SleeperHornets @SleeperHornets]

Chemistry already!

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@British_Buzz Draft Stirtz at 18 and we have a Cinderella feisty mid-major white boy line-up

Stirtz
Kon
Liam McNeely
Hannes
Kahlkbrenner

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

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@Kembacrossover so much versatility

PG: LaMelo
SG: Brandon Miller
SF: Kon Knueppel
PF: Domantas Sabonis (JG,GW,TM,2029 1st)
C: Moussa Diabate

2-PG: Coby White
2-SG: Sion James
2-SF: Miles Bridges
2-PF: Yaxel Lendeborg (trade12&18)
2-C: Ryan Kalkbrenner

3-SF: Liam McNeely
3-PF: Tidjane Salaun

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@HornetsReddit @sam_amick 👀👀👀

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@Kembacrossover @wellsoftakes Would LOVE that line-up.
Wouldn’t technically NEED to give up Bridges financially either. If they really desire a first, this or a 3-team trade could work. Have Bridges as a super SEVENTH man

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

All-time @barstoolWSD moment with Michael Vick

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Hey look it’s us

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

COUNTING DOWN TO 10 A.M. EASTERN THIS FRIDAY ON ESPN. I'VE BEEN SAVING UP 10 YEARS OF DISAGREEMENTS WITH HIM. I AM GOING TO UNLEASH LIKE NEVER BEFORE. I LOVE HIM LIKE A BROTHER BUT BROTHERS ARGUE. I HOPE HE'S READY BECAUSE I SURE AM. 10 A.M. EASTERN ... FRIDAY.