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[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Elizabeth Bennet to Fitzwilliam Darcy:

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Not saying it's hot on the London Underground today, but I've just seen Virgil leading Dante down the steps at Baker Street tube station. They'll be taking the Circle Line.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[anna @fIeabcgs]

eight years ago anthony bourdain who experienced so much of this world chose to leave it and i can’t help but think of sylvia plath’s quote “wherever i sat, on the deck of a ship or at a street café in paris or bangkok, i would be sitting under the same glass bell jar”

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

Green candidate vs the British media:

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

laptop on the big train is like yes productivity mysterious what could they be working on, laptop on the tube is like cog in the machine working too hard get a grip

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I personally don’t think it’s any of my concern if my wedding DJ does heroin recreationally as long as she makes it to work on time.

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

All over England today, hundreds of new councillors with remits that cover potholes, bins and adult social care are going to be meeting to figure out how to stop the boats.

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[Chloe @b_l_u_s_h_i_n_g]

Note I gave to my mom when I was 4 years old and she was in a bad mood now framed in the kitchen

[Operation Ivy🍂🦌 @0h_it_Ivy]

I need everyone to check out this link ASAP this is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read
https://t.co/tffFMVp9YA

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Since harry potter is back here’s a thread of my harry potter comics I made after watching it through the first time as an adult and not being sold on it’s “whimsy”

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

Literally

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

it's normal to love the guy who works at the gas station, yr falafel guy, the mail lady, sanitation workers that pick up yr cans. its actually weirder if you don't

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

nigel barker was so hot i would’ve let him move crazy too, idk