JJ

FPL Addict, Craft beer drinking digital recruiter living in London

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@BadBoyBeaman Combination of both*

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Retweet if you Triple Captained Salah.

#FPL

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Why wouldn’t anyone triple captain Salah this game week? Probably the most obvious triple captain in FPL I’ve ever seen

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@robbeckettcomic just bought a football sticker album, motivated by you!

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@GrumpyAgencyGuy 😂 me too!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Every straight man has a pair of boxers that looks like this around the elastic waistband

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@VodafoneUK I’ve closed my account yet your still charging me and it’s impossible to get through to anyway. Your support bot is useless as well

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There’s a white squirrel in Reigate, Surrey as well. Always see it in Priory Park every time without fail on the same tree

[LeicestershireLive @leicslive]

Jamie Blaylock first spotted the elusive and, it turns out, rapid creature in his Narborough garden about three weeks ago and has been delighted by its presence nearly every day since.

📷 Jamie Blaylock

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@SuperFurryBrad 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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@LuckyChamu Doesn’t miss a single shot with the FAL 😫

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@TLRailUK Delays of around 40 minutes you mean?

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Cheltenham Day 1 vs Cheltenham Day 4

[Conor Collins @conartworks]

Me at 18: I’m drunk, I’m gonna message my ex

Me at 32: I’m drunk, I’m going to tweet my MP

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@goustocooking ordered 4 meals from you and 3 of them had ingredients missing. Great start to using you

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@ladbible Edgar in 24

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Sue Gray should just suddenly release the report onto everyone's phones like that U2 album.

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@LakelandUK Hi, we’ve had a problem with a delivery. We ordered and got it sent to our address however for some reason it���s been delivered to an old address saved in your system. Confirmation was correct but when tracking the delivery it’s gone to the wrong place

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

Succession season 3 but Logan tries to order Domino's

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@SuperFurryBrad Enjoy!!