Jean Djakèt

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[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

theyve got a million songs where hes gotta do all of this

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Raven @DireRavennn]

They’re getting cooked for being right, if you aren’t engaging with films from all over the world you are NOT a cinephile lmao

[AdequateEmily 🔜 Fantasia 2026 @AdequateEmily]

It’s really embarassing how much politics today is explaining to adults that commercials are not and have never been real life.

Every few months someone comes on here and is like “people really don’t smile while holding a tube of mentos anymore…and it’s because of immigration.”

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

If slavery was still legal today, finance bros would be day trading people. They would use a big computer to own a guy for a single millisecond. They’d short sell an old man. We’d enslave people simply as punishment for a crime. We’d do mass incarceration. Prisons run for profit

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

They launching the PR campaign gsgsgsgs

[SAM O @_SamObaseki]

She thought she was dealing with a small boy 😂😂

[fresh @fauxfresh]

rap ain’t dead some niggas genuinely just #suck

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

this is dei run amuck

those boys haven’t done nearly enough to earn equal pay

[Short Michael Beasley @404_J0E]

I secretly think the real reason Lupe mad is cause he take the martial arts shit seriously and this nigga Kendrick started calling himself Kung Fu Kenny and that was the last straw.

[MK 🇫🇷 @mkliebmann]

Cristiano Ronaldo begged for hamburgers outside McDonalds. He’d never turn pro in America

Messi’s parents were factory workers. He’d never turn pro in America

Lalas went to boarding school. Failed to get into college until his dad made a call to Rutgers. He went pro in America

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

This is a crisis in our country’s handling of child enrichment overall, not just the development of professional athletes.

[Jean Djakèt @JJZephyr]

And I’m never going to stop

[Carli Lloyd @CarliLloyd]

You rest when your playing career is over. Period.

[Saint Shannon @shannon_sense]

This not being on is why the kids don't know shit

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

*Zlatan on Messi missing the PK*

“Everyone misses PK’s. I’ve missed PK’s, Thierry has missed PK’s… Alexi was never asked to take PK’s so he couldn’t miss…” 😬😬

[Colby Andrews @ColbyA_10]

Abandoned his team last summer to “get ready for a WC year” then proceeded to play zero full games at the WC and talk about getting rest now. Give the keys to Tillman and let this guy “rest” far away from the USMNT. Should never be in Dempsey/Donovan convos ever again.

[I WAS HACKED DONT REPLY TO DM! @ICECOLDBISHOP]

So no more cyphers because yall can’t rap ? Got it! A cypher being a “trap” is insane.