Jimmy Rustler

Father. Husband. Fighter. Writer. Unprofessional. 🐊
Florida Man 'till I die.
#TeamSanity

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#NewYearNewYou

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@joerussotweets Oooh, you said the "F" word, you're so edgy and cool.

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@ronniedarin4547 @cecegkh NO U

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@RealLPoslaiko Christopher Nolan looking rough

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@RhodeIslandBuzz @heyitsmeCarolyn Exactly. Everyone wants to make their snarky comments, but at the end of the day, Michael Jackson was her father. He raised her and her brothers until his death, and nothing will change that.

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@eastonaesthetic @EndWokeness "Nurse, we need 100cc's of estrogen, stat! And get @DrRitaDed down here right now, they/them need to administer anti-racist therapy before we lose him and or her or maybe they... Someone get me their pronouns!!!"

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@eastonaesthetic @EndWokeness "Is it medically possible? It doesn't matter! We're making a difference in this world, that's all that matters!"

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@elimentop11 Glad I could make such an impact on you.

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#NewYearNewYou

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@istrias15336 @EndWokeness I'm sure the writers all held hands while watching it , patting each other on the backs and saying "We did it... we solved racism."

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@Mappy6984 "Look at this cool hack I discovered!"

Literally just stealing.

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@KadyMuhammad1 @CreasonJana The cost greatly outweighs the benefits.

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@wsliger @bennyjohnson @kylenabecker You're thinking of the FBI

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@Silent812 @bennyjohnson Look at all those FBI assets go!

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@isabellabc @LACentrist Oh yeah, look where all that education and job experience got you...

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@HistorianUSA1 I'm not gonna defend the guy, but when you accept an order, and then on the way to pick it up, you feel your stomach gurgling... like what are we gonna do? It's not like he's gonna ask to use your bathroom. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

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@OGMS_Production @cliftonaduncan They've played 3 home games so far this season, let's pump the brakes on jumping to conclusions.

We'll see. I think she'll continue to improve her game and be the WNBA's version of Steph Curry, but you go on thinking what you think.

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@OGMS_Production @cliftonaduncan Fever have been top 2 in average attendance in '24 and '25.

You're doing a terrible job at proving your point.

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@OGMS_Production @cliftonaduncan 2-time All Star, Rookie of the Year, averaged almost 20ppg her rookie year, and last year had her season cut short by injuries.

This year, only 4 games in, she's at 24.3 ppg (4th in WNBA), and 9 apg (1st in WNBA).

To say she "just isn't that good" is not backed by stats.

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@ajzeigler @kimmie_c_ Exactly. The definition of "basic shit" to some people are like, the newest iPhone, going on vacations, eating out 2-3 times a week, going out drinking on the weekends, new clothes, a relatively new car, video game systems, weed, etc... none of these are basic shit.