Jimmy Rustler

Father. Husband. Fighter. Writer. Unprofessional. 🐊
Florida Man 'till I die.
#TeamSanity

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#NewYearNewYou

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@TrainwreckSprts @WilliamMattar @picassospizza Of course it was Dick Sherman

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For my Florida peeps...this is some funny shit!

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@RAWigger Dan understand what happens to men when they're nice and sociable to women in the workplace. Inevitably one of them interprets his niceness and sociability as flirting, which then leads to an HR complaint.

Be like Dan.

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@KonstantinKisin If only he followed a different religion, this would have been swept under the rug.

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@aarond23 @YahooFantasy Same, I guess they got the message.

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Who at @YahooFantasy decided that Week 9 was the best time to change your website layout, and make it look like complete dogsh!t?

WTF is this? Does that little circle look like a functioning feature?

What was wrong with clicking and replacing players, why do we need drop down menus all of a sudden?

Your Fantasy games are literally the only reason people use Yahoo anymore, and THIS was the decision to be made? Change what little functionality you had left? Are you actively trying to drive users away to other platforms??

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@courtneyknill Trying to tie DeSantis with the Bush family is insane.

Literally the only connection Ron had to the Bush's was that Jeb attended his inauguration... because he was a former Governor of Florida. And these idiots still cling to that as a sign he's in lockstep with them.

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@carpe_aciem @DavidD_Chapman Lol this again.

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@DavidD_Chapman Media built him up? What media?

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@found_it_funny "What would you like to eat?"

"I am really in the mood for, jeez whats it called, its got beef, mushrooms, egg noodles... man, can't think of the name."

"Oh I know what you're thinking of, it's beef stroganoff!"

"Yes, that's exactly what I want!"

"We don't have it."

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@RealSpitfire New blood? Rubio has been entrenched in DC for almost 2 decades.

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

The GOP for the next 2 years

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@LibertyCappy And you trusted Donald Trump with the keys?

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You fucking idiots

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@LearnToToad @TheMitchellnMan I've seen @beardmeatsfood take down harder challenges than that.

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@PhattsTV @dm52qvkrb9 @mattvanswol Right, because break-ins, fires, and medical emergencies only happen at night.

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@USMarineVet1969 @neanne_derthal @satsuma3333 The "home team"? You mean the so-called Republicans in the Florida congress?

The same home team that has been trying to undercut DeSantis for the last 2 years?

Not a chance. Guaranteed if Jolly gets the job, many of them will happily go along with his leftist agenda.

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@IzzyBee0509 @Psizzle71 Oh so you're giving Jolly another vote. 4D chess going on over there.

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@IzzyBee0509 I am more and more convinced that these so-called DeSantis supporters who are acting all whiny and pissy that he endorses Donalds, are bots and/or fake accounts trying to sway Republican voters to go for Jolly.

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@rOcK_n_RoBb_N @ThatNamons @mattvanswol Okay but the three other children are 12, 11, and 9. It's not like the teenager was tasked with taking care of a toddler.