Joey Killoh

I'm almost homeless and most certainly in debt.

[Joey Killoh @JKilloh]

"I'd rather have a UTI than meet your friends." -Megan, 2015

[Joey Killoh @JKilloh]

"If it's the son of god it's not gay" -2015

[BRIRISL♡VE @bririslove]

“@TumbIrsPosts: Me rn http://t.co/jSPxnZE8HL” @abbbbbz_ ...... #iknowyourereadingmymindrn

[Joey Killoh @JKilloh]

Tarzan's mom was a babe

[Joey Killoh @JKilloh]

Yeah I'm watching Tarzan alone in my room fuck off

[Visit London @visitlondon]

What do you think of @BjarkeIngels design for the new public square in #London's Battersea? Images via @Dezeen

[Bas @Bas]

Shoutout to everybody that dumped a bucket of ice on their heads but won't take a stand against a police state that murders it's youth.

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

I just spent 10 minutes of my precious, short life trying to fit a joke in this little box and then I realized that's the joke. I'm the joke

[Pig Facts @FactsAboutPigs]

Pigs drink up to 14 gallons of water every day, but they still aren't as thirsty as some of you hoes.

[chelsea anét @chelseaanet]

On my way to steal your family

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

EVERYTHING IS AMAZING AND SEXY AND FUN I HAVE A HEADACHE LET'S GO TO SLEEP
-champagne

[Joey Killoh @JKilloh]

Let's get drunk and discuss gun legislation: happy thanksgiving

[Shawny Paper Towels @HighbrowShawn]

Saying "not all cops are bad people" is as irrelevant to the argument as saying "not all wizards are Death Eaters".

[Joey Killoh @JKilloh]

@Ari_spolzino11 HAHAHA

[Joey Killoh @JKilloh]

@Ari_spolzino11 we are one

[Joey Killoh @JKilloh]

The emperor penguin can live for twenty years. My attention span, twenty seconds.

[moody monday @mdob11]

'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito.