Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤

At heart, I'm a passionate writer eager to give others a world to escape to when all else fails. Secretly, I'm escaping too.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

Whatever the fuck I want? 🤷‍♀️😂

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

Women get mostly infertile at 40, but live to be 80.

Without a family, what are you going to do with those 40 long long years?

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@thegoodgodabove When they try to lick their elbow. No one looks good. I feel bad for those with an elbow fetish.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

When you have a song stuck in your head but you can't just play it because it's a @Drgluon special. 🎶Cabinets!🎵

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@RodLacroix If you don't play Marco Polo when you lose your spouse, then you're not shopping right.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@RodLacroix Literally never understood this saying since you'll definitely catch more flies with poop than honey. Trust me, I worked at a dog kennel.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@ChuckWendig

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@thegoodgodabove Maybe about why you gave cats the ability to lick themselves if they're just going to throw up hairballs later. Like, why the sandpaper tongue?!

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@thegoodgodabove My ADHD.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@ChuckWendig I told my boss this weeks ago since travel is essential to our business. She didn't believe me. Smh.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@ChuckWendig Even fully vaccinated, I haven't stopped wearing my mask. My bff can't get the vaccine, and since I live with her and her husband, I'm terrified of bringing it home.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@TheAn1meMan I feel this. I've been there. I ended up trading this addiction for Phase 10. Which is worse because apparently I'm competitive?? Big yikes.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@NaNoWordSprints I feel like I need to add that this is actually ideal. I'm trying my hand at some queer sort of coming-of-age, slice-of-life romance.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@NaNoWordSprints We both have no idea what the heck is going on. 😅

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@ChuckWendig Wait, how the heck is your yard NOT a mud pit?😅

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@ChuckWendig TheQuartering did a video claiming it's a misunderstanding, but I have no idea what even happened.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@ChuckWendig Yeahhhh, this is my Lock Screen.

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@LKHamilton Just when I think I know what to call myself, a "rule" or something appears and makes me ask again: what am I? I've sort of settled on non-binary or genderfluid. But apparently identifying as that means I can't actually be an asexual lesbian? Is there a rule book for this?

[Jessica G 🏳️‍🌈❤ @JLGereshenski]

@ChuckWendig I relate to this so much.

[Philip Crowther @PhCrowther]

The moment it all began.