Jordan Lankshear

30 | AFC Bournemouth Season Ticket Holder | Sarcasm, gaming , football and not much else really |

[Jordan Lankshear @JLanks96]

@chestermanutd3 @T1z982 my football manager about to 🔥

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@itvfootball @T1z982 Banger

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@MyLordBebo @T1z982

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@Syndicate I assume his first sponser will be Hot Wheels? 🫣

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@TrollFootball @T1z982

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Statements like this always make me laugh,

Saints and Derby are the two worst relegated sides in history,

Like I get why people preferred prime Barclays because football had personality, not everyone playing out from the back, 10-15 thundercunts every season

[Forest Review @Forest_Review]

We’re so close to the perfect Premier League aren’t we?

I’d swap out Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton and Hull. And put in Derby, Sheff Utd, Sheff Wednesday and Southampton.

What’s your thoughts?

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

🚨 COMPETITION TIME 🚨

Want to win one of our SOLD OUT limited edition @vegas jerseys? 💡

➡️ All you have to do is like, share this post and follow @Vegas to enter ⬅️

Winners chosen at random 🍒

[Jordan Lankshear @JLanks96]

Christie got a red for that against fulham 🤷🏻‍♂️ #afcb #arsbur

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@afcbournemouth Can't even argue that, studs to the back of the calf

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Truthfully, my head would be on Mars if that's given against us #afcb #cpfc #BOUCRY

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3 seasons, 3 price increases

We had it so good with Max and Jeff, they understood that the fanbase was the club not a cash grab

#afcb

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@The_Forty_Four @T1z982

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@nocontextfm1 @T1z982 pure shithousery, game needs more of it

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@DirtyFootbaIIer @T1z982

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@afcb_chants Oh James hill is magic,
he wears a magic hat,
And if you throw a brick at him, he’ll head the fucker back!
He'll head it to the left, he'll head it to the right,
And when we get to Europe,
We’ll sing this song all night,

Commonly used but after that Everton game 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

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@T1z982 @JacobsBen @alex_crook

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@DirtyFootbaIIer @T1z982 @MarkGoulding_ Brexit tackle that!

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@T1z982 @screentime @MarkGoulding_

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The chez better not ruin my 30th with an absolute shitshow of a performance today 😭 #AFCB

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@markmcadamtv 🐐 of all things #AFCB transfer related