John Bowmer

[Dugs @yuggs513]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No”

“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”

“No Dave”

[John Bowmer @JMBowm2]

@Reds Seriously? @BauerOutage is available and this is what we do.

[John Bowmer @JMBowm2]

1 out of 30 parks….

[Home Run Report @homerunreport]

⚾Pete Crow-Armstrong! HR (4)
Go, Cubs, go! 🐻

5/6/26 @ CHC, ⬇️ 9th
vs RHP Graham Ashcraft

104.5 MPH / 23° / 375 ft to LF
Off a 89.9 MPH slider

▶️It's a home run in 1/30 parks.◀️
🏟️(Only in CHC.)

📺: https://t.co/wnxxmr7pMu

[Evan Closky @ECloskyWTSP]

After a grown man wrestles a HR ball away from a little girl, @Ry_Bass is there to make the situation right.

🫡 to my guy.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

L

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

warning: your feed is about to get sexy

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

Bengals defensive offseason additions:

Dexter Lawrence
Bryan Cook
Boye Mafe
Jonathan Allen
Kyle Dugger
Ja’sir Taylor

Arguably the most aggressive offseason on one side of the ball in franchise history

[Terry Brown™️ @TBrown_80]

Wait a minute. Duke coughed up a 17 point lead in the Elite Eight? I know I’ve seen that before. Hmmm….

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

HE'S HOME

[RGF @rgfray1]

Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake golfing in Scotland

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

OMG KENTUCKY

THIS IS MARCH 🤯🤯🤯

[John Bowmer @JMBowm2]

@KySportsRadio We should try getting a player like that

[Kentucky Baseball @UKBaseball]

Big moment for @ConnorMattison2.

E7 | UK 7, Bama 4

[John Bowmer @JMBowm2]

@jefffcarr If only the @Reds would smarten up, @BauerOutage would be a perfect signing right now.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Fans in the Reds' home TV territory can now purchase a 2026 https://t.co/W5VX0Tbysj Season Pass for $99.99!

https://t.co/R4wyoTYKmJ

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Eugenio Suárez: The gift that keeps on giving

[Matt Fitzgerald @MattFitz_gerald]

Year 2 Joe Burrow in Bengals' Super Bowl LVI loss vs. Year 2 Drake Maye in Patriots' Super Bowl LX loss

Joe Burrow:
Under pressure dropbacks: 42.9%
Time to throw: 2.39 seconds
Opposing QB: Matthew Stafford
O-line: Two starters who never played another NFL down, *and* Hakeem Adeniji + Isaiah Prince
Rams d-line notables: Aaron Donald, Von Miller, Leonard Floyd
Passer rating/ESPN QBR: 100.9/45.7

Year 2 Drake Maye in Super Bowl LX
Under pressure dropbacks: 39%
Time to throw: 2.86 seconds
Opposing QB: Sam Darnold
O-line: No. 4 overall pick w/ a top-5 PFF pass protection grade in the regular season
Seahawks d-line notables: Byron Murphy, age-33 DeMarcus Lawrence, Leonard Williams, Derick Hall
Passer rating/ESPN QBR: 79.1/16.3

Drake Maye was pressured 19 times in Super Bowl LX and folded like a cheap suit.

Joe Burrow faced an *average* of 16.3 pressures in his last NINE games of the 2021 season, including the playoffs. Wanna know what his stats were during that span?

228-for-323 pass attempts (70.6%)
320.1 passing yards per game
17 TDs, 4 INTs
110.5 passer rating

Joe Burrow is the real "Nine." Drake Maye wears No. 10, but after Super Bowl Sunday, he was getting J.J. McCarthy "Nine" memed to oblivion.

Burrow beat Patrick Mahomes and the now-three-time Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs on the road to make it to the Big Game. Drake Maye beat the Jarrett Stidham-led Denver Broncos.

Put some respect on Joseph Lee Burrow's name. Praying this man finally stays healthy and reminds the rest of the NFL that he is indeed most indubitably HIM in 2026.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

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