Joseph

Lighting Designer. Electrician at @EwellElectrical. Secret Arsenal supporter. #iPhone Owner. #Instagram @JMCrilly

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@geepjay99 @FootballJOE

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@fesshole Just leave it at factory setting. 30 seconds should do just fine.

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

What the fuck is this shit?!??!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@ChaponaBike123 So by this logic, you can go as fast as you’d like on a pedal bike, no matter what the speed limit on the road is? Just better watch out because police can fine you for exceeding speed limits and for cycling without due care and attention.

https://t.co/bHMXgVN9zH

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

Can you explain @evridelivery why your delivery driver does this?! Takes a photo of the parcel in the post box then takes it out and throws it on the floor?! Surely this goes against proof of delivery.

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@MatthewMarks42 @CitizenUddin Quite untrue. I’ve seen Wardens move dust sheets covering plates before. They can touch your vehicle to give you the ticket, why should it be any different to removing a piece of paper on your number plate.

[adw @ashley156156]

Unpopular opinion: Emily eavis has ruined Glastonbury festival #Glastonbury #sza #Glastonbury2024

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@LucyInTheSky22 We contacted the previous owner of our house and they told us where we could get the colours etc. might be worth a try?!

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@DHLParcelUK Any chance you can check the location of a parcel for me. It says it’s been out for delivery since 9am but I don’t have a time slot or anything.

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

When you finally exchange on your house move after months and months of stress and dealing with incompetent solicitors

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@SaferRoadsYorks This photo shows a learner driver. Are you seriously reporting people who are trying to learn how to drive? Learners often make mistakes. As the person above said this has nothing to do with saving lives.

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

Who the hell is running @MetroUK Social media..!!?

[Metro @MetroUK]

The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice
https://t.co/H6HvGvwFYM

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@SoVeryBritish Cor blimey it’s cold

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@DDubya82 @VodafoneUK Oh at least I wasn’t being stupid as nothing was loading on my phone on my train journey.

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

The biggest lie always told by @TfL

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@ThankGod_Ajayi @DudespostingWs

[S Sebag Montefiore @simonmontefiore]

Read this

[Joseph @JMCrilly]

@hcbliv @AXS_UK Any progress yet? Mine crashed when it was “My Turn”