Jordan

Habitual line stepper.

[Janos @isjanosnba]

SOUP IS SIMMER

[Alex Stein @alexsteinnn]

Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Harry when he shows up to his first Quidditch World Cup

[berris @boxmethen]

WELCOME TO THE CITY NIGGA @Dame_Lillard CHECK IN I GOT 3 OVERWEIGHT WHITE HOES THAT DRINK MILLER LIGHT & EAT BRATWURSTS WAITING ON U GANG

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

@NoahKahan could I just buy a couple Fenway tickets from you? Cut out the middle man

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

Apparently sluts LOVE Noah Kahan

[wint @dril]

completely whiffing another first date by spending 45 minutes explaining to her that i ruined my dick by jacking off "The stupid way"

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

What in the world just happened here

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

😭😭😭😭

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Derrick White (who has a totally normal hairline) looking great early!

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

The Meat Sweats

[SKANKFEST @SkankfestNYC]

Name this band. Best one before tomorrow’s live skanks gets a shirt.

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

@RealCraigLefler @ForePlayPod I’m telling ya!!!

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

@CookOut when y’all coming to New England tho?

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Cop gets stuck on a fence

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

Return Of The King extended edition back in theaters, say less

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

I'm ready to play an ACTUAL PGA Tour event next week @thegenesisinv

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

@RedSox Perhaps a wedding gift of some tickets for my wife @SamanthaRace19 and I???? #GiftofSox

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

Bengals gonna bengal

[Paul Pierce @paulpierce34]

I’m single what’s up

[Jordan @JMiller_92]

There’s a dude at the Harry Potter Forbidden Forrest Experience with a full on robe, wand in hand, scarf around his neck, and a MAGA hat on, 2023 is weird