I’m officially submitting this idea to @DOGE
The Super Bowl should be played on a Saturday.
The Monday after the Super Bowl consistently sees significant productivity losses (from private and public sector), often into the billions of dollars, due to absenteeism, tardiness, and reduced performance among workers. AKA the “Super Bowl Flu”.
The fix is simple. Move the game to Saturday.
The hosting cities will still benefit on revenue coming in. The players will still have nearly 2 weeks of rest. And the remainder of us can get obliterated without catching the worst Sunday Scaries of our lives. Plus we’d get a full day of recovery before going back to the grind on Monday.
Even just a fractional increase on lost productivity could save hundreds of millions of $$.
I’d like to see @DOGE and @elonmusk work with the @NFL to make this happen.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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To be in the College Football Hall of Fame, a coach must have won at least 60% of his games. Mike Leach won 59.6%.
RT if you think Mike Leach should still be included in the College Football Hall of Fame
@ncmikes@ericchurch I went to a show last yr and he talked about how it was his next single going to radio and the night before they were going to release it, Russia invaded Ukraine and he had to pull it back. Kinda crazy!