JPizzle🐄

Music. Hockey. Trains.

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy Get fucked you hypocritical frat boy drunk! I’m sure if this was a fly over for any other non-washed up rockstars who don’t support your regime, there’s be hell to pay to those service members. You’re a goddamn joke.

[Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! From your crush 😂😂😂 https://t.co/niQZjWVtGb

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@thebrianfallon flawless set here in CT tonight, my only gripe, Sally’s and Modern are both far more superior pizza than Frank Pepe, all day, everyday! 🍕 😂 👍

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

Devastated to say the least! Glad I have this memory! Love you forever @kirstiealley 💔💔

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@MetroNorth @Jay7355 Yes I am using the new TrainTime app and still getting error message. I will try to delete and reinstall app. thnx

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@MTA is there an on going issue with the Etix on your mobile app? Been like this for days now. App is up to date. Any other way to purchase online tix?

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@NYCTSubway @MetroNorth @MetroNorth ??

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@hitRECordJoe Sooo who did the teacher’s voice? Waah Waaa Waahh Waaahhh Waa!

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@terror_vision Favorite kill - Dream Warriors, Freddy turning Phillip into a marionette with his own veins then cutting him loose off the roof! 👌
@Nothingjerk @RobertBEnglund

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

I may not post on here often but I will always repost this every year on my big day when @kirstiealley made a long time fan’s bday wish come true! You’re still my No. 1. 😀😂👍💚

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

active shooter in neighboring town 2day barricaded himself with an AK and started 2 shoot at people & police. Word is dude ordered himself a pizza before putting a bullet in his head. Now I’m left wondering 1) were there toppings and 2) was there an attempted delivery? Sick world

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

Fuckin douche bag! 🙄🤦‍♂️🤬

[Acyn @Acyn]

Question: Would you mind putting on a mask for us?
Ted Cruz: Yeah when I’m talking to the TV camera, I’m not going to wear a mask

[Batmanda @HarveyBar22]

A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal was purchased from the Costco on Topanga Canyon Blvd, and his wife played Topanga in Boy Meets World. Meanwhile, Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast.

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

So my 10yr old has been on a @HellsKitchenFOX kick these past few weeks. Wife made burgers last night. They were abit undercooked. Here is my son in @GordonRamsay voice “It’s effing RAW! Shut it down!” 😂😂

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@waxworkrecords “I’m going to rip a godzilla-sized fart of joy if I win this” as I tell my wife about contest! #Godzillaboxset

[Waxwork Records @waxworkrecords]

Godzilla is about to stomp you into oblivion! What are your last words?

For a chance to win a GODZILLA soundtrack box set, follow these rules:
- Like & retweet this Tweet
- Reply to this tweet with your last words
- Include the hashtag #Godzillaboxset in your reply

Good Luck!

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

@EatinistBitch Niiiiice! Hope you enjoyed it, the live stream and of course the live show, remember those? lol

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

Happy Birthday to one of my first ever crushes, the ageless @kirstiealley Hope your days is as awesome as you are! 😘😍🎂🍷

[JPizzle🐄 @JPCowz]

I feel like I’m watching a real life Moira Rose skit watching @cyndilauper perform on NYE! What exactly was that?! 😂😂

[Pauly Shore @PaulyShore]

Good o'l Encino Man, remember this classic? How many people want to see Encino Man 2?! Hit up Disney+ on social media and let them know Brendan, Sean, and myself are ready to go! Let's do this 2021. Let's Wiez the prune juice dooooooooodz.

@disneyplus @SeanAstin #BrendanFraser