Jaron Maxson

Java programmer and landlord of 12 years. BA chemistry Kenyon College and MS chemical engineering OSU. Inventor (pat no WO2020036937A1), proud husband/father.

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@IterIntellectus Easy come, easy go…

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@oldestasian I don’t see an empty nest bump on this chart. Also you’re telling me statistically 0% of marriages end in divorce before a year in? I’m skeptical

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@ThoughtfulSaint Also needs to do some pushups…

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@romanhelmetguy He is getting rather tiresome… a sad decline

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Your points are definitely worth making, and with your background, it is particularly interesting how firm your stance is. But what does your ideal path forward look like? Who is going to be responsible for the regulation that you want? What authority is going to be necessary to enforce it upon the whole world?

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@BasedMikeLee The worst part is they think this is clever wordplay…

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@KenPaxtonTX What is your platform exactly?

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@Polymarket I need some of that for the mice in my garage too…

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@missymaams @kenzietuff Nice! Yeah it is definitely more of a benefit to the middle class than we normally see with government money. A step in the right direction—better than nothing…

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@MichaelDell The gift was deposited in my son’s account today. Thank you sir.

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Most people critical of sleep training have an inadequate understanding of it. There is extensive research to back certain techniques. I understand that it may seem counterintuitive at some level, especially if you don’t actually know the correct techniques, but that is true of many things in parenting.

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@MrAndyNgo Gotta teach this guy to throw a punch… How do you just get manhandled like that?

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@zillowgonewild Looks like a cartoon villain lives there

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@huge_nibley I’ve been saying for years that bullying has a true evolutionary purpose. All the anti-bullying campaigns and zero-tolerance policies are coming to maturity in the form of unintended consequences…

[Mark Mitchell, Honest Pollster @honestpollster]

Our country can't be saved without Republicans turning on their corporate and foreign paymasters.

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@larry_mcwethy The real question is what is he doing with his facial hair…

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@ChristianHeiens Definitely one of the most lockable accounts you’ll ever find…

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@TheAliceSmith Why do people keep trying to make this point? It’s ludicrous…

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Every Boomer is a special snowflake who worked extra special hard for what they got and totally weren’t complicit in destroying the most prosperous country in history by spending their youth replacing traditional values with the worship of sex, drugs, and rock & roll, then entering the workforce and voting simultaneously for massive government handouts and lower taxes, then once they were established in their careers, voting to offshore every factory to China, outsource all IT to India, and import the entire population of South and Central America to compete with their kids for jobs, then retiring and voting for property tax exemptions for seniors all while bankrupting Social Security and Medicare with $100T in unfunded liabilities after having already stolen $40T from the future.