Jimmy McCrillis

Husband, father, grandfather, lazy runner, Conservative, American, Kiwi.

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@JoeBiden Why did Joe biden skip the memorial service for Graham?

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@TheBushCenter Why did he skip the memorial services for Graham?

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@BarackObama Why didn't you attend the services for Lindsay Graham?

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@BillClinton Why didn't you attend the services for Lindsay Graham?

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@WHLeavitt A

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@elonupdate657 No

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@PolarGlobal In today's episode in "Polar can't support my watch since their update", they advised me to do the same thing that I've done numerous times before.

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@PolarGlobal Another day goes by with no support for my watch. Poor customer service. I should have bought a @Garmin

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@PolarGlobal Well, it's been two weeks. Still waiting for Polar to figure out how they ruined my watch and correct it.

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@StefanikEl83115 Get another dog.

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@AntiWokeMemes Hmmm. Can't she be both?

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@PolarGlobal A recent update from Polar caused my watch to no longer work. They won't help.

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@0ivankaTrump1 Recent news says that she was an expensive escort. She raised enough money that way the first time, she can do it again.

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@0ivankaTrump1 Runs for what? Best Hooker? Half marathon?

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@marklevinshow It's been nice having you away for a few days. Topics other than Israel have been a welcome change.

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@BonillaJL Excellent rendition. Great flyover. Keep the liberal tears in the clouds.

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@ZaraRajabi @FoxNews The JCPOA guaranteed that Iran would build a nuke. It also allowed their terrorism.

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@JD_Vance_Q1 A

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I’m officially convinced. It was a hoax. The Trump Administration recruited a leftist Kamala Harris voting Trump hater to participate in a staged assassination that would include the shooter getting shot at and then locked in federal prison for the rest of his life. The Kamala Harris voter agreed to this plan, that works against his political and personal interests, because he’s just like a really generous guy. Meanwhile the Trump Administration, despite dastardly planning multiple assassination hoaxes, decided to keep their patsy alive and a permanent liability to them, rather than just killing him like they could have easily done. They did this because they also are really strangely generous in a very odd and specific way. So in summary we have a plot where all parties involved are working against their own interests with no real discernible benefit to any of them. There is no evidence of this plan and it doesn’t even make any intuitive sense and the motives for everyone are unclear if not insane, but still I believe it because I’m a very smart person.

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@MrQ1418688 A. Absolutely.