Johnny Satyre

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@SarahisCensored “Kermelo supporters”
Just say it. They were black. We know. It’s how they behave. It’s why so many don’t like them.

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@krim002 @realMaalouf I thought they had to cover up because men can’t control themselves…

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@kvwviiju You didn’t see shit

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@Elyte7894 @RadioGenoa Uhhhhhhh

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@morgan_pat11876 @jonatanpallesen @elonmusk @sfrantzman When have we ever bombed Mexico? When did England bomb Africa?

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@cactusncookies @Galsen_24 This is not a feminist. This is an entitled bitch testing the patience of someone trying to do their job.

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@trouble_scott @B1TuckerCarlson @KimconicB1 Good grief yall are fragile

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@TheAliceSmith It’s called “clapter”. Many comedians have spoken about it.

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@braden_burcham_ Oops

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@rirokpik @nickstuart328 I seent it on HBO

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@AllKnowingMahdi @yxngoldwise @u11509057 @rirokpik

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@MyNamesGuy @sowelleconomics Great. Now you’re understanding voluntarism vs theft.

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@jonfavs Just admit you got facefucked and move on.

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@Galsen_24 Fuck outta here with half the video

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@giveashitnature One bucket every nine square feet? wtf?

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@AllDAYZ77 Two things can be true.

1. Goldberg sucked.

2. Regal sandbagged him in this match.

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@FrontRowBrian @latsondheimer This has been going on for over 30 years. It happened when I was in school in the 90s.

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@MLFootball No one is mad at that man for laughing. Clickbait.

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@JhonnyWsH @Queen_primis That, and we are not as social as women are.

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@TierMee @TalkingHeadless Ok, groomer

Whatever you say, groomer