Jenni

Buckeyes, Babies, Bad Takes.

[Jenni @JScheaffer]

@BasedMikeLee Because they aren’t Christian.

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@Rob_Shenanigans Why don’t you believe it?

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@DCPoliceDept Another situation where @dcpublicschools should have known this student was missing.

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@DCPoliceDept How is this not reported for over a week? The city wasn’t concerned when she didn’t go to school? @dcpublicschools

[Samira @bsamairag]

Dear @SenateGOP @SenateDems

Please do NOT make Daylight Saving Time permanent.

Human biology is not designed around political convenience or retail profits. Morning sunlight regulates circadian rhythm, hormones, sleep quality, metabolism, mood, and mental health. Permanent DST would push winter sunrises dangerously late for millions of Americans — especially children going to school in darkness.

We do not need “more evening shopping light.”
We need alignment with natural light.
Permanent STANDARD time is what sleep scientists and circadian experts overwhelmingly support because it aligns closest to solar time and human biology.

The goal should be:
✔ End the clock switching
✘ Do NOT lock the nation into permanent DST

Nature already gave us “daylight savings”:
It’s called SUMMER.
Please choose health, safety, children, and biological reality over artificial evening sunlight.
#PermanentStandardTime #SaveStandardTime #CircadianHealth #SunshineProtectionAct

[James Anderson White @jamesawhiite]

It’s imperative that we revert to STANDARD, not Daylight time, for two reasons, one of which you may have never considered.

You know the first: solar noon is closest to 12 o’clock all year. That means an equal number of hours before and after noon each day.

This also means earlier sunrises which are significantly better for establishing a healthy circadian rhythm.

The second reason is that nearly ONE THIRD of US counties are in the wrong timezone.

A significant swath of the country isn’t only an artificial hour ahead because of daylight time… but TWO HOURS ahead of true solar time.

Year-round daylight time, especially without recalibrating time zones, would establish this error permanently, affecting millions of Americans.

We should be letting the Sun dictate the day the way God made it. Arbitrary, artificial tampering would be worse for us all.

Fix the time zones and affix standard time.

[Jenni @JScheaffer]

Permanent Daily Savings time is the dumb conclusion so of course that’s the one he made.

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@wmata Hi, it’s 18 months later and I have the same question. There is no ongoing construction, if you define it as active work.

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@wmata what is going on with the Fort Totten construction? It would be a big improvement to the traffic flow if the barriers were removed? Is there any additional work to complete in the kiss and ride?

[Jenni @JScheaffer]

@DCPoliceDept Can you share an un-distorted picture?

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@JayJonesOnline @JonahDispatch

[Jenni @JScheaffer]

Hey @wmata these bike lockers are really cool! Thank you for investing in options like these for bike commuters!

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Dc not allowing Waymo for safety reasons is insane when there's no ban on Maryland drivers

[Jenni @JScheaffer]

@CourtMattison If I had a quarter for everytime an old person told me my son looked like Opie…

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@Metrorailinfo Can you please explain why a Shady Grove bound train stopped at Fort Totten but then didn’t let anyone on or off?

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@DCCarViolence I would vote for whoever would empower police to stop this kind of nuisance.

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@missmayn @MeghanMcCain I didn’t realize boomers was the new word for toddlers.

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@Rob_Shenanigans There is literally nothing any person could do to make me defend Mary Kay. She is an embarrassment to her profession.

[Jenni @JScheaffer]

@chenderson @DCCarViolence This one at the corner of 15th and Irving NW regularly is in desperate need of servicing.

[Jenni @JScheaffer]

@CNN What the F David Blaine?

[Danae Hudlow @danae_hudlow]

Your daily reminder that the President is not a conservative and this right here 👇🏻 is a socialism