Don't who Laura is but I do know Auntie Tom supports the party of:
DOMA
DADT
Birthers
Jim Crow
Internment Camps
Abortion Factories
Heroin Injection Centers
And
The KKK
Nothing sadder than an outside cat who thinks it's an inside cat, except minorities who vote for DemoKKKrats
Took less than 15 minutes of hungover sister's bitching to make me open the back door and toss the frying pan full of taco meat.
I have retreated to the back half of the house and she just left
Not sure who's going to be at the dinner table tonight, and I'm not inclined to care
If you'd told me as a child Linda Ronstadt would disappear from the world and emerge 40 years later looking like Down Syndrome Joan Rivers I'd have called you a liar, but, well, here we are
If I have to repeat the answer to another fucking dinner question for a woman who's NOT FUCKING LISTENING and apparently lacks the reading comprehension to understand a text message, taco night is getting moved and downsized to a party of two at Mazatlan.
Sorry bitches, we all have to deal with the consequences of our decisions and if you think squirting out a kid makes your struggle in the world worthy of using CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS to pay for YOUR childcare, you've proven you're an incompetent twat who shouldn't be elected
Big numbers of women are expected to seek political office in 2020, but child care is a struggle for many of them. A push is on in many states to allow candidates to use campaign money to pay for it. https://t.co/gSeO3veE9H
I promised to be nicer this year.
Just ordered two dozen doughnuts to be delivered to Planet Fitness in Bonney Lake so the inbred retards who can't operate their motor vehicles safely in a fucking parking lot will spend less time endangering the citizenry.
Opinion: Jack Wilson is exactly the type of person you want around with a gun because he's a firearms instructor. But we know nothing about the at least six other parishioners who also appeared to draw their handguns. And that's terrifying. https://t.co/od0vfGftjU
MSM spending the last day of 2019 reminding Americans they're an enemy of the electorate seems like a bold strategy going into an election year, good for them!
Ambassador Tueller sent one cable and @realDonaldTrump dropped in a hundred warriors.
Ambassador Stevens sent 29 cables and @HillaryClinton went back to sleep.
See the difference?
Wow, the lying homophobe really wants to see some Americans die and couldn't control her bloodlust enough to keep from tweeting some unhinged crap that makes her look like an unamerican terrorist
Countdown to the "I was hacked" excuse starts now.