JustAnotherUppitySeattlite

I never really go away, it's the one thing Hillary Clinton and I have in common, it'll be two when she comes out of the closet!

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

Don't who Laura is but I do know Auntie Tom supports the party of:
DOMA
DADT
Birthers
Jim Crow
Internment Camps
Abortion Factories
Heroin Injection Centers
And
The KKK

Nothing sadder than an outside cat who thinks it's an inside cat, except minorities who vote for DemoKKKrats

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

See? You’re a neo-Nazi fan favorite and I don’t block you for defending white supremacist viewpoints and mocking gun violence survivors.

[🇺🇸🐘American Elephant @TheElephantsKid]

What else do they talk about in Hollywood, Ron? You've been there all your life! Cat got your tongue?

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

@Joyceeegeee These things happen lol

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

Took less than 15 minutes of hungover sister's bitching to make me open the back door and toss the frying pan full of taco meat.

I have retreated to the back half of the house and she just left

Not sure who's going to be at the dinner table tonight, and I'm not inclined to care

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

Your estreogenical handicap isn't a valid excuse for being a cunt at family gatherings

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

If you'd told me as a child Linda Ronstadt would disappear from the world and emerge 40 years later looking like Down Syndrome Joan Rivers I'd have called you a liar, but, well, here we are

[The Hill @thehill]

WATCH: Linda Ronstadt says Trump is "like Hitler, and the Mexicans are the new Jews" https://t.co/tBCEtGAs3g

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

If I have to repeat the answer to another fucking dinner question for a woman who's NOT FUCKING LISTENING and apparently lacks the reading comprehension to understand a text message, taco night is getting moved and downsized to a party of two at Mazatlan.

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

Sorry bitches, we all have to deal with the consequences of our decisions and if you think squirting out a kid makes your struggle in the world worthy of using CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS to pay for YOUR childcare, you've proven you're an incompetent twat who shouldn't be elected

[The Associated Press @AP]

Big numbers of women are expected to seek political office in 2020, but child care is a struggle for many of them. A push is on in many states to allow candidates to use campaign money to pay for it. https://t.co/gSeO3veE9H

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

Tomorrow, I might go inside and "accidentally" spill lube on all the treadmills

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

I promised to be nicer this year.

Just ordered two dozen doughnuts to be delivered to Planet Fitness in Bonney Lake so the inbred retards who can't operate their motor vehicles safely in a fucking parking lot will spend less time endangering the citizenry.

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

Not nearly as terrifying as the crap you call "journalism"

Eat all the dicks

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Opinion: Jack Wilson is exactly the type of person you want around with a gun because he's a firearms instructor. But we know nothing about the at least six other parishioners who also appeared to draw their handguns. And that's terrifying. https://t.co/od0vfGftjU

[SGT Mortis Von Gobbleshanks @WitchyDruss]

So just like everything else cucks in the Democratic Party have tried to push, 'Trump's Benghazi' is another failure.

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

Somebody needs to check Klansman Joe's medications because he's high af and talking nonsense again

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

As we move into the New Year, there's one thing I know: in 2020 we're going to beat Donald Trump and take back this country.

[Count Homer @DunsScottus]

Have you registered yet as a spokesperson and agent of Iran, @MaxBoot?

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

MSM spending the last day of 2019 reminding Americans they're an enemy of the electorate seems like a bold strategy going into an election year, good for them!

[John D @RedWingGrips]

Ambassador Tueller sent one cable and @realDonaldTrump dropped in a hundred warriors.

Ambassador Stevens sent 29 cables and @HillaryClinton went back to sleep.

See the difference?

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

Wow, the lying homophobe really wants to see some Americans die and couldn't control her bloodlust enough to keep from tweeting some unhinged crap that makes her look like an unamerican terrorist

Countdown to the "I was hacked" excuse starts now.

[JustAnotherUppitySeattlite @JSeattlite]

2020 resolution: Mock and humiliate every racist white devil like KKKaren

[Karen Tumulty @ktumulty]

2020 resolution: Not to engage with anyone on Twitter who is being purposefully or provocatively obtuse.