Jacob Steinfield

we said “signings” not “sign Ings” . 314/617 alliance 🤝

[Jacob Steinfield @JSteinfield]

When someone asks me for a hyperrealist drawing of a horse

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Salt the Sale 🧂

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Atlanta Braves are acquiring seven-time All-Star Chris Sale in a trade with the Boston Red Sox, sources tell ESPN. Well-regarded infield prospect Vaughn Grissom is the return to Boston, which will send money with Sale, who waived his no-trade clause to join Atlanta

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Semi Beaujolais

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@keepcolin Someone’s mad his meemeemees stay flat

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Marcel or die

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@hansrdrtywashem Vickers, ‘work in Essex county,’ page 98

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@Ibra_Goat Forreal. What a player Guerschon turned out to be 👑

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Congrats to Fritzy on breaking 500! Lfg

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Weight Update: Fritz weighs 502 pounds today! 👏 🥳 👏

[Jacob Steinfield @JSteinfield]

This pristine first touch is a blessing and a curse when I drop a knife while putting away silverware and go for the tekker

[Jacob Steinfield @JSteinfield]

Very stressful when the password bar shakes you off like Scherzer and you gotta try the gYr0b@11

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Plot thickens…

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https://t.co/P6iGkL0VQg

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

we just had a "please clap" moment from Bob Good

[Jacob Steinfield @JSteinfield]

Bob Good is doing a ~bad~ job. I assume I’m the first person to make this joke. Will not be taking comments at this time.

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sexG (9.9) 2-0 (0.1)

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Perfect-in-each-and-every-way-and-non-believers-will-have-egg-on-their-stupid-faces

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Describe this man with one word ✍️

[Jacob Steinfield @JSteinfield]

@legendofzeldie “I’ve never looked at an ant in the kitchen the same way!”

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Dentists be like lemme hear you say ahh

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Reset the “minutes without egregious corrupt intervention” clock to 0

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Collin Farrell puts on an absolute clinic in woolen layers in @Banshees_Movie

[Jacob Steinfield @JSteinfield]

Dear diary, Idea for premier-league-type player chants for the @NHLBruins — “Lots of Laukos. Lots of Laukos” to the tune of the Hannukah classic “Lots of latkes”. Trust me the fan-base knows it