J V Hootenhagen

You, Twitter, are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness, and my hope. But mostly, you're my love

[J V Hootenhagen @JVHootenhagen]

Well @Twitter, I'm deleting your app for at least the month of January. And what better way to show me that this is the right call that I wake up this AM and see absolutely nothing about the mass casualty event in New Orleans. You've gotten a lot worse in so many ways. Yuck.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Elon Musk spending $277M to buy the Presidency and Congress is the equivalent of someone making the US median income (~$59k) spending $37.

Citizens United made it way too easy for oligarchs to overthrow our government.

This isn’t Right vs Left, it’s the .01% vs the rest of us.

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

Thoughts and prayers are useless to dead children.

[wint @dril]

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

[J V Hootenhagen @JVHootenhagen]

Once again, a fully functioning website with many surviving users...

[J V Hootenhagen @JVHootenhagen]

If you're looking for the worst possible Finding Nemo-themed kids bedroom design, look no further!!

[Dirk Libbey @ThemeParkDirk]

A Golden Oak house is on the market for only about $16 million. It has a Frozen room where Kristoff stares at you while you sleep and a Nemo room that will put your kids in therapy.
Who wants to go in on it together?

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Smash cut to 4 months later

[J V Hootenhagen @JVHootenhagen]

The best, most reasonable post-mortem I've seen on this stupid app so far and it's randomly by the guy who made the music mix ups I loved listening to in college...

[Party Ben @PartyBen]

Nobody cares what I think, but I'm recovering enough from the election horror and anxiety to take a look at the numbers from this election, and here are a few attempts at data-driven takes, which I'm writing down mostly just as self-help. 🧵1/?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[Afro.Beer.Chick @afrobeerchick]

May piss off some folks with this one.

Black women take your capes off. We are gonna sit quietly and let folks fight their own battles and we are gonna focus on our own for the next 4 years.

[J V Hootenhagen @JVHootenhagen]

The older I get, the more naive and idealistic the ending of the movie Se7en seems to be.

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

rewatching 2016 and 2020 election night coverage at 2x speed, to catch up with the first two in the trilogy before the finale drops tomorrow

[Jason Linkins @dceiver]

give it up for Lexi, folks

[J V Hootenhagen @JVHootenhagen]

The most timely quote from a 100 year old novel ever!

[DraculaDaily @DraculaDaily]

It's November 5. We brace ourselves again to our horrid task.

https://t.co/u8lCsQb5wI

[DraculaDaily @DraculaDaily]

It's November 5. We brace ourselves again to our horrid task.

https://t.co/u8lCsQb5wI

[Melissa Turkington @Leftovers_Movie]

You know it’s almost Election Day when the Sesame Street characters have to run a coordinated campaign to keep us from doing another Civil War.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.

[J V Hootenhagen @JVHootenhagen]

Whether for now or the future, I don't know, but I consider this a good sign...

[Oliver Hidalgo-Wohlleben @OliverHidWoh]

With her final event before the closing rally, Kamala Harris joins @AOC at Old San Juan Cafe in Reading, PA to speak with latino voters.

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real