Jess Tracey

Hogwart's College of Business | Good with numbers | Huge in Japan | Bowie forever ★

[Jess Tracey @JVTRACEY]

@jenelleriley I got super emotional

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@ShopDollyShots @adamdrivercentl I saw your IG story and immediately zipped over to the bird to find the drama. Was not disappointed. A 5 paragraph statement!

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@offbeatorbit My husband has done this. We rolled into EWR when our flight was out of JFK. International flight. Now I handle the tickets.

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@baileymeyers Chaos, pronounced in my mind as ‘cha-hose’

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@rianjohnson I respect your integrity towards the Muppets. This means you can still direct a Muppet Pride and Prejudice with Adam Driver as Darcy and a Muppet-only cast.

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@scretladyspider @literElly Still anxiously awaiting Pride & Muppet Prejudice

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@LivingstonNano @RebeccaforWA Um, me. Right here. Any day of the week forever and ever. Amen.

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@Moyachirps Janelle, I am so sorry to hear about JJ. She was the absolute coolest. Sending you a big hug.

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@KMKTweetsNow @dog_rates @Trupanion 😂😂😂

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@KMKTweetsNow @dog_rates @Trupanion Looks like Jill and my Spunky need to be friends

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@dog_rates @Trupanion

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@davidhogg111 $113k / 39 years old. Business school loans.

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It’s me. I’m the kid

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m at a kid’s birthday party and the entertainment is a shirtless Adam Driver on a horse.

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@stellanightmage @ang3lview @whatreylofic @Thatshowiroll7 Ooh, sounds good. Would you please dm me a copy as well?

[Jess Tracey @JVTRACEY]

@PadmaLakshmi We used to be microwave enthusiasts to cut down on the grease, but oven in parchment at 400 degrees for 20-25 min is way more delicious. Both crispy.

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@jongraz My birthday is today! Love that Noodles is a fellow cancer.

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@davidhogg111 We are going to see a huge brain drain / youth drain in this country if it continues on the same trajectory. I am glad I don’t have kids (and likely won’t) and I am urging my 23-y-o stepdaughter to consider work options abroad.

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@PedroPascal1 @hbomax We definitely lost our shit

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@briantylercohen Fucking moron. Pardon my language, but words fail me at this point. It’s incredulous.

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@Blacktress YAAAAASSSSSSS, obsessed. The little girl ugly crying that she has to go back to the watch store 😂😂😭😭💀