Sloane Peterson

Chaos

[Sloane Peterson @stefaniamelia]

I think Twitter not condemning and removing animal torture videos is where I draw the line. Bye internet friends, it’s been real.

[Sloane Peterson @stefaniamelia]

Coming to realize I’d be an excellent kardashian because I have no real world skills and contribute nothing to society.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

I got sent this video in our captains
Text. Thanks to choreographer and crew from Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies. I didn’t catch their name but omg how cute are they? Had a whole routine down today.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

I love how doctors are like, if u arrive more than 5 min late we reserve the right to cancel your appointment, but if u arrive on time we have the right to make u wait for hours to see the doc

[Mike @mikevanbus]

@BirdRespecter having to use this meme more and more lately

[Sloane Peterson @stefaniamelia]

Babies are like cats in that you buy them all these fancy toys, and their favorite thing is still that one cardboard box and a plastic bottle

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts

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[Kevin Perjurer @KevinPerjurer]

Uh oh

[Ira 'Greybeard Homer' Goldman 🦆🦆🦆 @KDbyProxy]

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: My immodest proposal for an expanded set of quotation marks

#grammar

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Small Town’s Economy Wholly Dependent On Cars That Made Wrong Turn After Getting Off Interstate https://t.co/1tbdQKVmZp

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

This is what I would be doing on TV without writers.

Writers are asking for fairness: when the studios invest millions into producing a film or series, they can pay for the value writers create. #WGAStrong #WGAStrike @WGAEast @WGAWest

[Sloane Peterson @stefaniamelia]

Trying to decide if I’m unbelievably stupid, or you’re bad at explaining things. Leaning towards both

[HuffPost Politics @HuffPostPol]

The chatbot generated the scene in less than 15 seconds, but it wasn't exactly a laugh riot. https://t.co/9bblxuV9ir

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Lifesize Plans uses cutting-edge projection technology to display architectural plans, comprising of upper and lower levels, outdoor landscaped spaces, communal areas, in an accurate 1:1 scale.

Walkthrough technology to visualise the completed look

[Helle Holm @HelleHolm]

@theashleyray @NoraReed All the Good Christians out there ready to fill Mary with lead if she knocked on their door, pregnant on Christmas Eve.

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

“We don’t have to be embarrassed by our senator. We can get a new one.”

– Rep. Colin Allred, announcing his U.S. Senate campaign against Republican Ted Cruz

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we should go back to printing books with marbled paper

[Sloane Peterson @stefaniamelia]

V grateful for my qualified strangers, btw. They can have all my money (which they do)

[Sloane Peterson @stefaniamelia]

Why is childcare either your relatives doing things you asked them not to, or paying a qualified stranger a gazillion dollars