John Valentic

Insanity at it's finest.

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

We wouldn't have Busch light if it weren't for Jesus

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@Ask_Spectrum Your offer of a $5 credit is ridiculous and insulting. Small businesses rely on your services and you continuously let us down

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@SpectrumBiz awful job by Spectrum Business. Has an outage going on two full days, costing us thousands in lost sales and then offers a $5 credit for the inconvenience. Absolutely awful, terrible service.

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@Square be prepared for your Square hardware to fail as soon as the warranty expires. Will they cover it? Absolutely not because they know their hardware sucks and the customer service is terrible!

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@SquareSupport really funny how Square refuses to stand behind their products. I’ve had 75% of my Square terminals fail in 2 years and now one breaks, I’m expected to be OK with paying for a new one? Your products are so poor, I’m forced to have extras on hand so I can stay open

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

Real men pee outside on GameDay.

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@HPSupport I have a business to run. Will you be reimbursing me for the cost to print elsewhere since your products and support are terrible?

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@HPSupport All of this after wasting 2 hours on the phone this morning with customer service who can’t offer any additional help except for reading me the instruction manual.

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@HPSupport Why is your support team so worthless? My printer, which is under warranty, breaks. You say you’re going to send me a new one, I receive a refurbished one that also Doesn’t work, and now I have to wait 24-48 hours for a case manager to call me back?

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

Real men pee outside on Game Day.

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@SQSupport The @Square account rep I dealt with when signing up promised me a custom processing rate, but the rate was not put on my account. I’ve called/chatted/emailed support ~20 times over the past 9 weeks, each time being told I’d hear back in ���1-3” days. 9 weeks.

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

Absolutely DO NOT recommend using @Square for credit card processing. They promised us a custom credit card processing rate, haven’t honored it, and after 4 weeks I still can’t get on the phone with someone who can help. Terrible customer service all around.

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@emilyriter We playing golf this weekend?

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@emilyriter Can I interest you in a single Mangorita? Raspberita perhaps?

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@MattStruble @brentonkrivos Fields can't even complete a Peloton class right now and he's roasting this defense

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@MattStruble This is what you meant, right?

[John Valentic @JValenticOSU17]

@Rotoprofessor Marvin Jones or Corey Davis in a full point PPR?

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@TDReed_6 @MattStruble that's so freaking stupid

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@JustAnotherPod6 Hahaha I have no idea why this popped up on my feed or why I commented on it...