J. Walter Weatherman

Life lessons and scare tactics from George Bluth's left-armed man. And THAT'S why you...

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Who to blame for Celtics banner #18, ranked:

1. Billy King
2. Portland Trail Blazers
3. Grant Williams’ yapping
4. Whoever encouraged Payton Pritchard to practice those
5. Michael Finley for taking Luka’s beer
6. TD Garden mid-court logo
7. Danny Ainge
8. Tim Hardaway Sr.

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@sporcle Just sent you a screen recording!

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@sporcle You are my favorite pastime but your app is *awful*! No auto-correct, image quizzes get cut off, no search history, and no keeping your place while scrolling. Please please please help out your loyal users!!!

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@NFLosophy We’ll see.

[maundering yokel @anomicca]

so much of this website is just people bringing a mentally ill person to your attention like a cat bringing you a dying lizard in its mouth. what do you want me to do with this homie. it’s going in the garbage and I feel a little bad for it. you did get him though, that’s true

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I've never seen a video that more accurately describes LinkedIn

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@CodyBrownBets 102, JuJu

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@CodyBrownBets 231, Lamb

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@NFLosophy Very transparent, and I like Rap. But it’s pure lip service/back scratching.

$hams is the gold medalist of this for NBA agents. Every minor transaction is written like it’s Lebron returning to Cleveland. Feels like he’s literally copying/pasting what the agents ask him to write.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“I don’t know how I’ve been on the show for 6 months and have lost $6,000, had to eat 18 hot dogs and get a soul patch”

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@SeanShafershark @RealKidPoker Holy crap I thought I was the only one! And yes the Negreanu reference is spot on.

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@joemadison89 @GlobeChadFinn This is the most sensible, nuanced take I’ve seen on Twitter. What the hell is wrong with you?

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@Jared_Carrabis @_john_e_boy 👀👀

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@_john_e_boy @MLB 💰💰💰💰💰

[J. Walter Weatherman @JWWeatherman]

@Mike_Dyer13 Came on here to make sure I wasn’t crazy. It’s maddening! Every ball in play feels confusing and like we skipped a second. @NESN what gives?

[Pats Pulpit @patspulpit]

Happy March 28!

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Joe Burrow asked these guys if they wanted to be at the pinnacle of their profession, they said sure, and he said hop in.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

“Im retiring from being the best sports player of all time to spend more time with my supermodel wife”