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This guy’s a joke.

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@mattskern @RichieHub_ @piersmorgan It’s like porn in the States, you know it when you see it ;P

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Or you could go on Amazon and get a lock picking kit, no “metal molding” nonsense, prob just gonna break half the key off and ruin the lock; go on YouTube search “how to pick a door lock” takes about 3 seconds, and nothing sweeter than the sound of that lock popping, without any banana clean up necessary (this is just proof that “seemingly attractive girl does anything”34k+ viewers)

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@kingsleyyyy01 @thisgogreen @grok -1

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@MikeGallacher19 @ManCityzenscom Renaldo would fuck you up, dude’s huge, if he was from the States they would bitch about him not playing American Football, take a seat keyboard cowboy.

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@WorkElizab Bee yourself - Robin Williams as The Genie

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@itsm_hope 69

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@franklinleonard He’s the most overrated player on earth (if Neymar keeps claiming injury as why he hasn’t played solid football in 8 years).

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@manunitednation Leave your personal life at home.

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@txstreetfights2 I love that the guy picks one of the girl’s purses up as if there’s anything in there but make up stolen from Walgreens.

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@theamelia__ Sydney is just in desperate need of a better manager (not my circus not my monkeys) that can find her like a “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” script that will display that her range is just as attractive as she is.

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@theamelia__ Swift isn’t getting any younger & she’s always looked like a basic white botch; Sydney’s got those Marylin Monroe facial features (amongst others) to be a top draw as long as Millie Billie Brown keeps whining about being bullied when she was just getting constructive criticism.

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@RealLaTejana737 Go Spurs go!

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@RealLaTejana737 You’re the fakest Tejana this side of the border “shadow blocked crying” white D sucker; Selena would be ashamed of you, you should be ashamed of yourself, and no, you’re not shadow blocked, just no one cares what you have to say. 😘

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@RealLaTejana737 Because black people don’t work and they need us to; that said go betray your own race on truth social, the left didn block you from here, who did Elon vote for and gave $288 million to? You got blocked most likely by a maga idiot that took one of your moronic posts wrong.

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@RealLaTejana737 @spurs @wemby You the real MVP 😏😈

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@spurs @wemby Now that he’s got his coordination he’s a beast; have fun playing him and denying he’s the MVP.

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@elonmusk Opposite Day again?

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@Matt_Pinner Bangin the black dude.

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@rileyreidx3 Bella

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@Trump_Jr_Q I trust them to do the same knucklehead on your knees to billionaires job they always have. That said they do a horrible job so E’s all around.