Thin Mints are the the girl you meet in highschool with straight A's and is the leader of every club she's in, and you end up marrying. Samoas are the exotic stripper you meet while on a buisness trip and elope with
This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!