Joe

human equivalent of a homo-erotic megaphone

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

so let me get this straight:

-soccer counts as brazilian/argentine culture, basketball counts as serbian/lithuanian culture, hockey counts as canadian/swedish/finnish culture, rugby counts as NZ/UK culture, but baseball and american football and college sports/march madness cannot POSSIBLY count as american culture?

-afternoon tea is british culture, masala chai is indian culture, espresso is italian culture, turkish tea/coffee is turkish culture, but iced coffee (and sweet tea down south) doesn’t count as american culture?

-telenovelas are part of latino cultures, bollywood is part of indian culture, but hollywood cannot count as american culture?

-kpop is korean culture, jpop is japanese culture, but boy bands (which literally originated in the US) don’t count as american culture?

-wine is part of italian/french culture, beer is part of czech culture, vodka is part of russian/polish culture, but cocktails and soeakeasies aren’t american culture?

-kilts are scottish culture, saris are indian culture, but blue jeans and cowboy boots don’t count as being american culture?

-italy can be respected for having varying regional cuisines throughout the country EVEN IF 85% of it is just different variations of PASTA but the fact that louisiana cajun and creole food is entirely distinct from NE lobster rolls and tex-mex and jersey italian american cuisine and southern biscuits and gravy etc still doesn’t count as america having regional cuisine ?

-maori history counts for NZ, aboriginal history counts for australia, but native american history doesn’t count for the US?

-quinceañeras are latin american culture but sweet 16s aren’t american culture?

i could go on for ages but this is already too long for twitter. i’m tired of this conversation! EVERYWHERE HAS CULTURE! even if you don’t like it!

[Joe @J_Elli__]

@WhiskWraith @oliveegger If children don’t vote then blue is the only choice. A red majority could then mean that over 50% of the population dies as only the people that vote red live. If children vote then a red majority means children will die.

[Joe @J_Elli__]

@Zlacher88 @DocsFCompanion @libertymind_ @quantum_geoff If there is coordination do you think it is easier to get 100% red or 50% blue majority? Also you can tell your kid whatever you want but very young will likely still pick a button at random. A red majority mean those kids will die, a blue majority means they live

[Joe @J_Elli__]

@DocsFCompanion @libertymind_ @quantum_geoff Depends on the age of the child, no timeline is specified, some will still not follow instructions in the room, it’s a private vote. If you assume that only people competent and of age vote then a red majority means non-voters die. Red majority only those that press red live.

[Joe @J_Elli__]

@DocsFCompanion @libertymind_ @quantum_geoff Depending on the age your child could easily pick blue and you would contribute to their death by picking red. The premise is everyone votes, not all competent people of a certain age. A red majority would mean atleast some children die, blue majority they all live.

[Joe @J_Elli__]

@thetweeteregg @jake_glover @AlastairGrayson @justalexoki I mean pick whichever button you want, I do find it odd that with the assumption of time you would want to actively advocate for the red button rather than the blue button. It would be much easier to get majority blue vs 100% red. Day old babies cannot be guaranteed to pick red.

[Joe @J_Elli__]

@thetweeteregg @jake_glover @AlastairGrayson @justalexoki That’s an assumption of a variable. No timeline for this vote is given. The prompt says everyone votes so that assumes every living human and it’s a private vote, so you must vote alone. If the red wins the majority you are guaranteeing at minimum some children will die.

[Joe @J_Elli__]

@thetweeteregg @jake_glover @AlastairGrayson @justalexoki Inaccurate framing of the question being posed. The question says everyone is asked to vote. No carve outs for age or cognitive ability. Pressing red guarantees people will die, or if carve outs apply then everyone that can’t vote dies, because only those that press red live.

[kalpas @citsacrob]

Columbina: Who makes every chopped hoe become a top tier dps?

Ineffa:

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

of course she was pulling she was the only bitch in bikini bottom with a perfectly toned 613 cunty bob with bang

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[Degenerate Liberty 🐝🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @SammiRaeMurray]

“Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts.”

You’re telling me this sheer analytical genius received a failing grade? 🤨

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Actually the student didn’t quote because the essay has 0 citations, not even to the Bible

[Rihanna @rihanna]

God ain’t forget bout me!

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

bring back the casting call. it should be a southern nobody’s big break

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

There are 3 months a year dedicated to Veterans and their families.

The fact that you don’t know this shows how little you care about veterans.

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

straight tech house dj telling a lesbian woman she doesn’t know the origins of raves…. loooooool ok man

[Darren Mooney @Darren_Mooney]

Imagine if a bunch of kids in a classroom ceased existing.

Imagine it happened several times a week.

Imagine it happened like this for decades. And nobody did anything to stop it, but left those communities to deal with the fallout.

Thank goodness this is an alternate reality!

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

Obama ordered Dijon mustard on a hamburger and Sean Hannity called him unpresidential on prime time TV and now Trump is posting AI videos pooping on American cities from an F35 jet so respectually fuck all of yall in conservative media who led us here

[Femboy Military Flight Sims @FemboyDCS]

realising this is how stupid people think smart people see everything makes elon musk's popularity with reddit users make a lot more sense