Jake Flinn

Cassius and Roman's dad. Semi-retired shit talker. Braves. Titans. Bama. Mocs.

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@AlexisKobalt @Austen Money laundering by losing the money?

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@BeaneaterB @mikniks24 Weren’t they saying it was because the bases were bigger? Lol

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 If you’re keeping track at home:

- Obama: $1.7B in unfrozen assets/cash for 98% reduction in uranium & limit enrichment to 3.7%

- Trump: $24B in unfrozen assets/cash, $300B reconstruction fund, lifted sanctions in exchange for opened Strait under Iran/Oman control

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@esotericmoss @fansearat @MevariNavalo @BoyishGirlie Lmfao I feel bad for you truly

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@JohnJohnDaddie @feelingood333 @AkademiksTV No one is upset. You just sound like an idiot. How is UFC supposed to stream it on Netflix when they just signed a a $7 billion deal with Paramount? UFC bled money on this for a one time event. Every other event of the year they make a killing.

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@esotericmoss @fansearat @MevariNavalo @BoyishGirlie Look at the picture you’re replying to and tell me that’s real cheese with a straight face 😂😂😂

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@TigernachTora @StayAwayFromLA @weatherchannel But you pay for it on here retard 😂😂😂

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@GBarca_ Stadium cost more than the GDP of most European countries

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@LethalPlatypus1 Almost as hot of a prospect as Louisiana Hot Sauce.

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@spyderhood Greatest country on earth! Don’t let our government fool you about our people.

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Hope you had fun watching.

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Japanese man referring to biscuits and gravy: “in 800 years nah homeland never thought to invent” 😂😂😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

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@suzannedocherty @GovernorKayIvey @FreddyLA7 Half the state watches a successful college football program.. the other half watches Auburn

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@HeardChanda @FreddyLA7 Milo’s is fire fuck are you talking about

[QBgami @QBgami]

The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.

Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.

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@clairwk @guy_pharm @FreddyLA7 If anything, southeast

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@clairwk @guy_pharm @FreddyLA7 Cannon is facing directly east here

[Bear Bryant’s Burner @TheBearsBurner]

Two programs in the state of Alabama will be playing in Omaha.

Auburn is not one of them.