Tom Cruise

Knuck if you Buck

[Tom Cruise @J_Will325]

@lucylubitchez Well his name is OVO_Lightskin...that should tell you how sensitive he is right there 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

everyone’s posting looney tunes clips, very few discussing this, one of the greatest achievements in American art history

[✰. @swagoszn_]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Tuesday

[The Waco Kid @_TheSonOfMars_]

John’s dad after he didn’t shoot the apple off his head:

#Lanterns

[Lance F. Laster @sirlancelaster]

Facts. Lol, for those that weren’t there back then, this was the most stressful and engaging week of television ever.

[Kar @karlogan_]

John’s mother: “He’s a Black man!”

The Guardians:

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Amazon Prime is hands down the worst streaming service. Like, “thanks for subscribing, here is a list of movies you need a different subscription for”.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.45*

[Texas State Football @TXSTATEFOOTBALL]

The countdown is almost over.

🆚 Texas
⏰ 2:30PM CST
🏟️ DARRELL K ROYAL–TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM
📺 ESPN
📻 KTSW 89.9 / Varsity Network App

#EatEmUp

[Mahdi Supreme @r0ckett12]

UT Hate week, I will not fall for the “TXST students root for UT” propaganda.

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Got Lil Man out here looking like Stringer Bell

[Montyrico Fellini 😈 @FishingnWeed]

Getting full off of BBQ is the worst type of fullness a person can experience.

[Tom Cruise @J_Will325]

Had just moved to San Marcos…played this every day to no end

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

The Neptunes Present … Clones was released August 19, 2003. 🖖🏿
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Tom Cruise @J_Will325]

The question everyone wants to know is…are buttoned down baseball jerseys going to be available to the public?

[TXST Uniform Tracker @TXSTUnis]

Here’s also an idea of different ways it could look on the football jersey

I have no idea what the patch is going to look like or where it’ll be. But it’s growing on me!

[𝙺𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚎 @kdamp]

We were not allowed to award PhDs for SWT’s first 97 years. In 1996, we got our first PhD (in Geography). It’s been a grind, but last year, we graduated 90 PhDs. We have already graduated 30 this year! R1 requires an avg of 70/year for 3 years. @txst will hit that next May!🐾⭐️

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Ran directly to them “folks” he’s EXACTLY who they said he is

[ابن أوتشيها 🇮🇶🇰🇼🕺🏿 @SomaliSasuke]

the concept of $3.99 costco chicken shawarma plate

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

real burger eaters know why

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Russell Westbrook retired today with the most triple-doubles in NBA history. The name written on his wrist for all 18 seasons belongs to the kid UCLA actually wanted. That kid died at 16, and Westbrook spent two decades playing for both of them.

Westbrook was a 5'8", 140-pound freshman that no college recruited. The call UCLA's head coach made to his high school in 2004 was about Khelcey Barrs III, Westbrook's best friend from across the street in Hawthorne. A 6'6" phenom pulling scholarship offers as a sophomore. The two had a pact to play at UCLA together, then the NBA.

In May 2004, during a pickup game at LA Southwest College, Barrs collapsed on the court. An undiagnosed enlarged heart.

Westbrook walked across the street every morning after that to do his friend's chores at his grandmother's house. Then he grew 7 inches, averaged 25 a game as a junior, and took the UCLA offer they were supposed to accept together. From that point on he played like a man carrying two careers.

The numbers he put up look like typos.

209 triple-doubles is the most in NBA history, and it took breaking Oscar Robertson's record that stood for 47 years. In 2017 he averaged a triple-double across an entire season, something no human had done since 1962, then did it three more times. 27,176 points, 14th all time. 10,351 assists, 5th all time, behind only Stockton, CP3, Kidd, and LeBron. He did all of it at 6'3" in a league of giants, and outlasted the franchise that drafted him. Seattle picked him 4th in 2008 and stopped existing before he played a game.

And in every one of his 1,301 games, he wore two wristbands. One said KB3. The other said "Why not?"

People spent 18 years asking why he played every possession like the building was on fire. He was playing for two.

[Kara Kennedy @karakclairmont]

Jon Hamm being with a woman for 20 years and being very vocally “child free”, then marrying a younger woman and knocking her up at 55 is very… Don Draper